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Posted on 5/21/22 at 5:37 pm to Jim Rockford
You should have just added “in bed” at the end and moved on.
Posted on 5/21/22 at 5:57 pm to cable
quote:The real wackos are the ones who get pissed b/c you cheated on her in a dream she had.
Well mine is upset bc she's thinks I'm cheating on her on Facebook
Posted on 5/21/22 at 6:13 pm to Chromdome35
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He's an LSU fan, they get a lot of posts due to their 5 post per second rants after LSU doesn't score on the first play from scrimmage.
FIFY
Posted on 5/22/22 at 5:53 am to RealDawg
She actually monitored my Facebook account (which I never use) and told me - to the minute - the last time I logged on - which I knew nothing about. It was a little surreal. She's a jealous woman. Everything seems fine - for now. If I disappear would someone come feed my dog? ![](https://images.tigerdroppings.com/Images/Icons/IconLOL.gif)
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Posted on 5/22/22 at 5:05 pm to cable
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If I disappear would someone come feed my dog
I got bad news for you. If you disappear that dog probably does too. She sounds like she cooks a mean rabbit stew. Does she wear miniskirts while going commando by chance?
Posted on 5/22/22 at 5:22 pm to Jim Rockford
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Wife ate at a Chinese place for lunch. She thought her fortune cookie was significant and read it to me. I ignored it
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Posted on 5/22/22 at 5:23 pm to Jim Rockford
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Wife
You can’t win, get used to it.
Posted on 5/22/22 at 5:26 pm to Jim Rockford
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She thought her fortune cookie was significant and read it to me.
Think about that - she put significance in a random piece of paper that she so happened to receive while eating.
If you’re not paying attention, you’re worse than her.
Posted on 5/22/22 at 5:37 pm to the LSUSaint
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Right...they give the cookie with the check.
Not sure why you're lying here
He wasn't with her. Hence
quote:
Wife ate at a Chinese place for lunch
Posted on 5/24/22 at 8:09 pm to Jim Rockford
Part deux: I accidentally hit a possum and wasn't sufficiently remorseful.
Posted on 5/24/22 at 8:18 pm to Jim Rockford
Beat that monkey up, son - shortens their memory.
Posted on 5/24/22 at 8:47 pm to Jim Rockford
Let me guess what fortune cookie said:
He who ignores his wife’s fortune cookie, is certain to go without nookie.
He who ignores his wife’s fortune cookie, is certain to go without nookie.
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