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HBD Loretta Lynn

Posted on 4/14/22 at 12:43 pm
Posted by Jim Rockford
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Posted on 4/14/22 at 12:43 pm


Ya think she and Conway had more going on than just a duet?
This post was edited on 4/14/22 at 12:44 pm
Posted by fr33manator
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2010
133452 posts
Posted on 4/14/22 at 12:44 pm to
I see the want to in her eyes
Posted by LSUfanNkaty
LC, Louisiana
Member since Jan 2015
11938 posts
Posted on 4/14/22 at 12:45 pm to
She was suck'n it
Posted by White Bear
AT WORK
Member since Jul 2014
17265 posts
Posted on 4/14/22 at 12:46 pm to
Younger version kinda looks like Carrie Underwood.
Posted by The Boat
Member since Oct 2008
175868 posts
Posted on 4/14/22 at 12:47 pm to
The song Louisiana Woman, Mississippi Man fricks

Just like they were trying to do in the song
Posted by CarRamrod
Spurbury, VT
Member since Dec 2006
58308 posts
Posted on 4/14/22 at 12:48 pm to
you put on some Conway, and the panties drop.
Posted by Turf Taint
New Orleans
Member since Jun 2021
6010 posts
Posted on 4/14/22 at 12:50 pm to
In prioritization of life’s to do list, knowing the answer to this question me falls right after:

Become Tibetan Monk

And before:

Study Tibetan Monk recipe book for chewy appetizers




Posted by FightinTigersDammit
Louisiana North
Member since Mar 2006
46425 posts
Posted on 4/14/22 at 12:50 pm to
Conway was the Caucasian Barry White.

And you LLotOT- You ain't woman enough to take Loretta's man.
Posted by Allthatfades
Mississippi
Member since Aug 2014
8720 posts
Posted on 4/14/22 at 12:50 pm to
I bet he’d loved laying her down
Posted by fr33manator
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2010
133452 posts
Posted on 4/14/22 at 12:51 pm to
Slow Hand this is just smooth as silk

I’d just love to lay you down


I bet she’d never been this far before
This post was edited on 4/14/22 at 12:53 pm
Posted by chryso
Baton Rouge
Member since Jul 2008
13537 posts
Posted on 4/14/22 at 12:52 pm to
That hair screams douchebag.
Posted by facher08
Baton Rouge
Member since Aug 2011
5621 posts
Posted on 4/14/22 at 12:52 pm to
quote:

In prioritization of life’s to do list, knowing the answer to this question me falls right after:

Become Tibetan Monk

And before:

Study Tibetan Monk recipe book for chewy appetizers


Posted by fr33manator
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2010
133452 posts
Posted on 4/14/22 at 12:56 pm to
You know he’s the reason her kids are ugly?
Posted by Jim Rockford
Member since May 2011
104363 posts
Posted on 4/14/22 at 12:56 pm to
Center, TX had a Twitty Burger franchise. We used to stop there when we went to Toledo Bend

Posted by soccerfüt
Location: A Series of Tubes
Member since May 2013
72873 posts
Posted on 4/14/22 at 12:59 pm to
She hit 90 today.

Posted by tigerinthebueche
Member since Oct 2010
37745 posts
Posted on 4/14/22 at 1:00 pm to
There’s nothing cold as ashes, after the fire is gone…
Posted by fr33manator
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2010
133452 posts
Posted on 4/14/22 at 1:08 pm to
quote:

There’s nothing cold as ashes, after the fire is gone…



I absolutely love that one.

Have you heard
Saturday Night Special ?


I was there to buy a pistol. She was there to hock her ring.
The broker in that pawnshop deals in almost anything.
He'll pay you for your misery
or he'll sell you someone's pain,
And that twinkle in his greedy eyes says your loss will be his gain.

She stood back in the shadows as the broker dealt with me.
Her eyes were dark and desperate from some private misery.
His word was so prophetic when he said,
You've got a steal.
I said, "Throw in one bullet, and you've got yourself a deal."

A Saturday night special is an easy thing to buy.
All you've got to be is 21, or 15 if you lie.
Just hand the man the money, and if someone's got to die,
The broker in the pawnshop won't even blink an eye.

He handed me the pistol, and I was almost to the door,
When I heard him tell the lady, "Seven dollars, nothing more."
The lady started crying as he took her wedding band.
My hand was in my pocket, and the gun was in my hand.

I had planned to use that bullet on myself, to end my life.
I was once somebody's husband. She was once somebody's wife.
I usually mind my business but I could not walk away,
His dollars just weren't making sense, and I knew I had to stay.

The broker's face turned pasty when he caught my icy stare.
It would never leave my pocket, but he knew the gun was there.
I asked him what his life was worth, and he opened up that drawer.
For a simple golden wedding band, he paid two thousand more.

That Saturday night was special even though it wasn't planned.
As we walked down the sidewalk, she reached and took my hand.
We crossed a bridge, and I took that gun and sailed it through the air.
I said, "Ever been to Texas?" she said, "I think I'd love it there."

A Saturday night special is an easy thing to buy,
All you've got to be is 21, or 15 if you lie.
The broker in that pawnshop used to deal in everything,
But you can't buy a pistol there, you can't hock your wedding ring
This post was edited on 4/14/22 at 1:11 pm
Posted by Jim Rockford
Member since May 2011
104363 posts
Posted on 4/14/22 at 1:16 pm to
Similar theme to The Road Goes On Forever although it turns out differently LINK
Posted by fr33manator
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2010
133452 posts
Posted on 4/14/22 at 1:22 pm to
The Games That Daddies Play

I just love story songs. Conway has definitely been an inspiration
Posted by andwesway
Zachary, LA
Member since Jun 2016
2783 posts
Posted on 4/14/22 at 1:26 pm to
She definitely knows about his slow hands.
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