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HBD Loretta Lynn
Posted on 4/14/22 at 12:43 pm
Posted on 4/14/22 at 12:43 pm
Ya think she and Conway had more going on than just a duet?
This post was edited on 4/14/22 at 12:44 pm
Posted on 4/14/22 at 12:44 pm to Jim Rockford
I see the want to in her eyes
Posted on 4/14/22 at 12:46 pm to Jim Rockford
Younger version kinda looks like Carrie Underwood.
Posted on 4/14/22 at 12:47 pm to Jim Rockford
The song Louisiana Woman, Mississippi Man fricks
Just like they were trying to do in the song
Just like they were trying to do in the song
Posted on 4/14/22 at 12:48 pm to Jim Rockford
you put on some Conway, and the panties drop.
Posted on 4/14/22 at 12:50 pm to Jim Rockford
In prioritization of life’s to do list, knowing the answer to this question me falls right after:
Become Tibetan Monk
And before:
Study Tibetan Monk recipe book for chewy appetizers
Become Tibetan Monk
And before:
Study Tibetan Monk recipe book for chewy appetizers
Posted on 4/14/22 at 12:50 pm to CarRamrod
Conway was the Caucasian Barry White.
And you LLotOT- You ain't woman enough to take Loretta's man.
And you LLotOT- You ain't woman enough to take Loretta's man.
Posted on 4/14/22 at 12:50 pm to CarRamrod
I bet he’d loved laying her down
Posted on 4/14/22 at 12:51 pm to CarRamrod
Slow Hand this is just smooth as silk
I’d just love to lay you down
I bet she’d never been this far before
I’d just love to lay you down
I bet she’d never been this far before
This post was edited on 4/14/22 at 12:53 pm
Posted on 4/14/22 at 12:52 pm to Jim Rockford
That hair screams douchebag.
Posted on 4/14/22 at 12:52 pm to Turf Taint
quote:
In prioritization of life’s to do list, knowing the answer to this question me falls right after:
Become Tibetan Monk
And before:
Study Tibetan Monk recipe book for chewy appetizers

Posted on 4/14/22 at 12:56 pm to FightinTigersDammit
You know he’s the reason her kids are ugly?
Posted on 4/14/22 at 12:56 pm to chryso
Center, TX had a Twitty Burger franchise. We used to stop there when we went to Toledo Bend


Posted on 4/14/22 at 1:00 pm to Jim Rockford
There’s nothing cold as ashes, after the fire is gone…
Posted on 4/14/22 at 1:08 pm to tigerinthebueche
quote:
There’s nothing cold as ashes, after the fire is gone…
I absolutely love that one.
Have you heard
Saturday Night Special ?
I was there to buy a pistol. She was there to hock her ring.
The broker in that pawnshop deals in almost anything.
He'll pay you for your misery
or he'll sell you someone's pain,
And that twinkle in his greedy eyes says your loss will be his gain.
She stood back in the shadows as the broker dealt with me.
Her eyes were dark and desperate from some private misery.
His word was so prophetic when he said,
You've got a steal.
I said, "Throw in one bullet, and you've got yourself a deal."
A Saturday night special is an easy thing to buy.
All you've got to be is 21, or 15 if you lie.
Just hand the man the money, and if someone's got to die,
The broker in the pawnshop won't even blink an eye.
He handed me the pistol, and I was almost to the door,
When I heard him tell the lady, "Seven dollars, nothing more."
The lady started crying as he took her wedding band.
My hand was in my pocket, and the gun was in my hand.
I had planned to use that bullet on myself, to end my life.
I was once somebody's husband. She was once somebody's wife.
I usually mind my business but I could not walk away,
His dollars just weren't making sense, and I knew I had to stay.
The broker's face turned pasty when he caught my icy stare.
It would never leave my pocket, but he knew the gun was there.
I asked him what his life was worth, and he opened up that drawer.
For a simple golden wedding band, he paid two thousand more.
That Saturday night was special even though it wasn't planned.
As we walked down the sidewalk, she reached and took my hand.
We crossed a bridge, and I took that gun and sailed it through the air.
I said, "Ever been to Texas?" she said, "I think I'd love it there."
A Saturday night special is an easy thing to buy,
All you've got to be is 21, or 15 if you lie.
The broker in that pawnshop used to deal in everything,
But you can't buy a pistol there, you can't hock your wedding ring
This post was edited on 4/14/22 at 1:11 pm
Posted on 4/14/22 at 1:16 pm to fr33manator
Similar theme to The Road Goes On Forever although it turns out differently LINK
Posted on 4/14/22 at 1:22 pm to Jim Rockford
Posted on 4/14/22 at 1:26 pm to Jim Rockford
She definitely knows about his slow hands.
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