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Black Californians who prove direct lineage to enslaved ancestors will be eligible for

Posted on 3/31/22 at 7:02 pm
Posted by L.A.
The Mojave Desert
Member since Aug 2003
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Posted on 3/31/22 at 7:02 pm
REPARATIONS!!!

Not sure how this works since slavery was never legal in California. Who pays for this?

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Black Californians who can prove a direct lineage to enslaved ancestors will be eligible for reparations

After more than six hours of debate Tuesday, California’s reparations task force voted that only Black Californians who can prove a direct lineage to enslaved ancestors will be eligible for the statewide — and first-in-the nation — initiative to address the harms and enduring legacy of slavery.

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Posted by NashvilleTider
Your Mom
Member since Jan 2007
15311 posts
Posted on 3/31/22 at 7:03 pm to
Going to be fun when some white dude can trace his lineage back to slaves.
Posted by Pelican fan99
Lafayette, Louisiana
Member since Jun 2013
39067 posts
Posted on 3/31/22 at 7:04 pm to
What about white Californians who prove direct lineage to enslaved ancestors?

They get nothing?
Posted by Pelican fan99
Lafayette, Louisiana
Member since Jun 2013
39067 posts
Posted on 3/31/22 at 7:04 pm to
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Going to be fun when some white dude can trace his lineage back to slaves.


There absolutely will be some white dudes who can actually do this
Posted by LSUnation78
Northshore
Member since Aug 2012
14153 posts
Posted on 3/31/22 at 7:04 pm to
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enduring legacy of slavery.


Its only “enduring” because of the grifters that dont want to ever move forward
Posted by Athis
I AM Charlie Kirk....
Member since Aug 2016
15974 posts
Posted on 3/31/22 at 7:04 pm to
LOL.. I can see all kinds of grifting going on with this one...
Posted by Strannix
C.S.A.
Member since Dec 2012
53201 posts
Posted on 3/31/22 at 7:05 pm to
What percent DNA will they need? I would qualify. .2% west African straight up from the Congo verified by DNA test.
Posted by MaroonNation
StarkVegas, Mississippi, Bitch!
Member since Nov 2010
22107 posts
Posted on 3/31/22 at 7:06 pm to
How about the Jews who were enslaved by Egyptians?
Posted by 14&Counting
Dallas, TX
Member since Jul 2012
41721 posts
Posted on 3/31/22 at 7:06 pm to
How about a one way ticket back to Africa?
Posted by AtticusOSullivan
Member since Mar 2016
2924 posts
Posted on 3/31/22 at 7:08 pm to
Say goodbye to your current black citizens, California here they come!
Posted by 850SaintsGator
Pensacola
Member since Sep 2021
2360 posts
Posted on 3/31/22 at 7:08 pm to
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How about a one way ticket back to Africa?


This is a good example of why comedy should only be done by professionals
Posted by DMAN1968
Member since Apr 2019
12742 posts
Posted on 3/31/22 at 7:10 pm to
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Say goodbye to your current black citizens, California here they come!

We need billboards around here for this.
Posted by HubbaBubba
North of DFW, TX
Member since Oct 2010
51111 posts
Posted on 3/31/22 at 7:12 pm to
Posted by Goldbondage
Member since Mar 2020
743 posts
Posted on 3/31/22 at 7:13 pm to
I think you should account for all ancestors, slave-owners get a -1, and end slaves get a +1 and neither get a 0. Once you tally it all up then you either owe or get paid by your total slave quotient.

ETA: end slaves = enslaved
This post was edited on 3/31/22 at 7:14 pm
Posted by baybeefeetz
Member since Sep 2009
32715 posts
Posted on 3/31/22 at 7:13 pm to
Also going to be fun when the black population of Cali increases tenfold.
Posted by Nosler28
Savannah
Member since Mar 2022
107 posts
Posted on 3/31/22 at 7:15 pm to
What about those if they are also descendants of the Buffalo soldiers who practiced genocide by eradicating the Pueblo Indians and habitually crushed the red skinned babies skulls under evil boot heels?
This post was edited on 3/31/22 at 7:16 pm
Posted by Stealth Matrix
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Member since Aug 2019
11297 posts
Posted on 3/31/22 at 7:16 pm to
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Going to be fun when some white dude can trace his lineage back to slaves.

White dude who actually can trace himself to an 1840s Louisiana house slave here, please oh pretty pretty please enact this shite nationally.
Posted by td01241
Savannah
Member since Nov 2012
28601 posts
Posted on 3/31/22 at 7:16 pm to
If you’re white still living in Cali you’re the biggest cuck ever
Posted by TrueTiger
Chicken's most valuable
Member since Sep 2004
80853 posts
Posted on 3/31/22 at 7:17 pm to

Wouldn't the application for reparations require the black person to identify themselves?

If so, wouldn't the ID requirement be racist?
Posted by Kafka
I am the moral conscience of TD
Member since Jul 2007
154985 posts
Posted on 3/31/22 at 7:18 pm to
wait until black people who can't prove lineage don't get their money

Poop will strike the windblower
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