re: My Wife Cheated on Me

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I do t know if you keep large quantities of cash on hand and not in your joint account but if so you need to hide it. She can know about it but if there’s no proof it’s your word versus hers

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If it’s substantial a forensic accountant will easily find it or find out there is money missing. Hiding assets is a sure fire way to piss the judge off.

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You also need to ruin the guy she cheated with's life too.

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My ex cheated on me. Found out who the guy was and seriously fricked with him since he had the nerve to come to my house as a guest (wife invited him and other coworkers) and didn't respect my wish he not be around my kid while this all played out. I actually met with his soon to be ex wife's attorney and was going to be a witness at her preliminary hearing

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she would probably know something was up when I insist she wears a condom

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Do you need to borrow a shovel?

someone page me when pics are posted

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speckledtrout82

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Sorry I didn’t know she was married. I saw pictures but she said it was her retarded brother.

damn, that would suck to have to watch that...

Do you have someone who you trust, a brother, your father?

Sell everything to them for $100, every single thing you can. The things you can not you put in there name. Roll investments into a property then sell to trust person.

Then file for divorce.

My 1000th post here.

I had been planning a great NSFW thread to celebrate, but this takes priority. This is my getting divorced checklist. Positing it below, but you can find my original post here.

Getting Divorced Checklist

Retain an attorney. Again...
Retain an attorney.

Immediate action items:
1) Secure and/or change all passwords. End all open sessions of social media. Make all of this private.
2) On your cell phone bill-if you have a joint account- pay the extra $ for detailed billing. Document communications with Jody.
3) If you are a W-9 employee and have direct deposit- change this. Open a new account at a different bank and deposit your salary there.Transfer money for shelter, transportation, children as necessary. Establish a new checking account with an address that is not your home address. (If she has access to your mail then you don’t have control)
4) Have a detailed copy of your tax returns going back 4-5 years.
5) Change mailing address/ enable paperless documents w/ new passwords for financial accounts.
6) Reduce/eliminate 401k contributions until judgement of divorce. IRA’s are ok to continue.
7) Inventory your home like you would for homeowners/flood insurance.
8) She has a window of opportunity to wreck your credit. Don’t let her.
9) Document, Document, Document Jody...even if it’s simply location tracking of her whereabouts. This will come into play for spousal support payments.
10) File first. Establish the date of separation... every day does count.

This list is a 4:30 in the morning checklist and is put together from my own and friends experiences...it’s not meant to be complete- just a starting point. Divorce is about property, money and control. You gotta be on your toes or else you’ll get screwed.