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Guy supposedly abducted on Canal St. taken to a padlocked trap house then escapes

Posted on 3/21/22 at 6:54 pm
Posted by MrLSU
Yellowstone, Val d'isere
Member since Jan 2004
28960 posts
Posted on 3/21/22 at 6:54 pm


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This post was edited on 3/21/22 at 6:55 pm
Posted by Displaced
Member since Dec 2011
32979 posts
Posted on 3/21/22 at 6:56 pm to
That's one way to excuse a 3 day bender.
Posted by Cosmo
glassman's guest house
Member since Oct 2003
128902 posts
Posted on 3/21/22 at 6:56 pm to
You go to NOLA you get the horns

Deal with it
Posted by Dizz
Member since May 2008
15933 posts
Posted on 3/21/22 at 6:56 pm to
I will put this in the shite that didn’t happen category.
Posted by OldmanBeasley
Charlotte
Member since Jun 2014
10896 posts
Posted on 3/21/22 at 6:57 pm to
Alls well that ends well. Old boy is about to enjoy some taco fixings
Posted by fallguy_1978
Best States #50
Member since Feb 2018
52941 posts
Posted on 3/21/22 at 6:57 pm to
Yeah I'm not sure that's a very believable story. I guess it's not impossible but I'm skeptical.
Posted by Eightballjacket
Member since Jan 2016
7889 posts
Posted on 3/21/22 at 6:58 pm to
“taco “ fixings. What a joke
Posted by 0x15E
Outer Space
Member since Sep 2020
14735 posts
Posted on 3/21/22 at 7:00 pm to
quote:

I’m about to take him to the store for taco fixins!


Posted by fightin tigers
Downtown Prairieville
Member since Mar 2008
76079 posts
Posted on 3/21/22 at 7:01 pm to
The NOPD response does make this story believable


Up there with the guy who had his investment and crypto accounts emptied, but didn't want to file a report.
This post was edited on 3/21/22 at 7:02 pm
Posted by Dizz
Member since May 2008
15933 posts
Posted on 3/21/22 at 7:03 pm to
Guy randomly kidnapped off of canal street with hopes that he has tons of money on his accounts? I would bet he isn’t happy his bullshite story got put on Facebook.
Posted by Cymry Teigr
Member since Sep 2012
2134 posts
Posted on 3/21/22 at 7:04 pm to
quote:

Alls well that ends well. Old boy is about to enjoy some taco fixings


When her taco ends up with a STD acquired during his abduction things may not play out well for the old boy.
Posted by LSUBoo
Knoxville, TN
Member since Mar 2006
103442 posts
Posted on 3/21/22 at 7:04 pm to
Is his middle name JussieSmollett?
Posted by Tbonepatron
Member since Aug 2013
8462 posts
Posted on 3/21/22 at 7:05 pm to
I hope taco fixins doesnt actually mean Taco fixins, otherwise that’s pretty lame
Posted by The People
LSU Alumni
Member since Aug 2008
4397 posts
Posted on 3/21/22 at 7:05 pm to
We see these type of tales all the time involving alleged robberies and kidnappings.

The more elaborate the story, the higher probability it is a cover for losing money in drugs.

Ask yourself this, this guy was abducted at gunpoint by multiple people in an unfamiliar city, taken to a discrete deplorable location, held captive, and robbed of his money.nYet, he has chosen not to do everything possible to assist in identifying and apprehending his captors.

The smell test. This one doesn't come close to passing it.
This post was edited on 3/21/22 at 7:06 pm
Posted by Squedunk
Texas Hill Country
Member since Jun 2008
803 posts
Posted on 3/21/22 at 7:06 pm to
My drug addict sister once gave me this exact same story….hmmm
Posted by Z Cavaricci
Member since Jun 2020
1939 posts
Posted on 3/21/22 at 7:06 pm to
Sounds like a vasectomy on the down low.
Posted by tigahfan747
New Orleans
Member since Oct 2017
1848 posts
Posted on 3/21/22 at 7:07 pm to
Maybe "I just escaped my abductors, please help me" would have been better than just "I was just mugged"
Posted by Marco Esquandolas
Member since Jul 2013
11665 posts
Posted on 3/21/22 at 7:08 pm to
Did they take his flute?
Posted by fatboydave
Fat boy land
Member since Aug 2004
17979 posts
Posted on 3/21/22 at 7:20 pm to
That dude didnt escape anything
Posted by deeprig9
Unincorporated Ozora
Member since Sep 2012
72833 posts
Posted on 3/21/22 at 7:24 pm to
Crackhead.
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