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re: Walmart Selling Bidets in Store
Posted on 12/12/21 at 9:40 pm to rocksteady
Posted on 12/12/21 at 9:40 pm to rocksteady
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Posted on 12/12/21 at 10:33 pm to Tarps99
Update: Bidet is now installed.
Tested the aim. Perfect shot on my fat arse.
I wish there was a lower setting. I felt too much on low. High was a game changer though.
Now I wait for my bowel.
I might need to install one at work.
Tested the aim. Perfect shot on my fat arse.
I wish there was a lower setting. I felt too much on low. High was a game changer though.
Now I wait for my bowel.
I might need to install one at work.
This post was edited on 12/12/21 at 10:39 pm
Posted on 12/12/21 at 10:37 pm to Tarps99
Congrats Baw
Posted on 12/12/21 at 11:29 pm to Adam Banks
quote:
How did they determine that it was 10x cleaner than wiping?
Well, for one thing the part of the bidet that you actually insert into your anus is disposable, like a tampon.
Posted on 12/13/21 at 12:33 am to Tarps99
They are worth every cent and then some
Posted on 12/13/21 at 12:39 am to Tarps99
quote:
I wish there was a lower setting. I felt too much on low. High was a game changer though.
Give it time, you get used to it
When I first installed mine I thought the water was freezing cold, after a while I stopped noticing. Can’t really explain that one
Posted on 12/13/21 at 7:34 am to Tarps99
How do you make sure its aiming right? Is it adjustable?
Posted on 12/13/21 at 7:43 am to Wishnitwas1998
Installed one after spine surgery, as couldn’t actually wipe post op, and having to shower every time was getting old. It was a huge joke around the house for a while, but we were laughing our way through the toilet paper crisis of 2020, and now, wouldn’t go back to a dry rub for nothing…. You just feel cleaner, don’t know how else to explain it….
Posted on 12/13/21 at 8:10 am to Tarps99
Only able to get hot water to one of the two I have. I do find myself spending more OT time on this one.
Posted on 12/13/21 at 8:16 am to RealDawg
This thread
Posted on 12/13/21 at 8:47 am to Feelthebarn
quote:
How do you make sure its aiming right? Is it adjustable?
Not really but increasing or decreasing the pressure knob changes it a little bit
Your arse is adjustable though
Posted on 12/13/21 at 8:53 am to Wishnitwas1998
I don't think I could do the cold water thing. What's a good one with the water heater?
Posted on 12/13/21 at 9:01 am to Tarps99
In Rome with my wife and her family, my mother in law tells my wife that she didn't think the bidet in her bathroom was working properly. My wife asked her why she thought that since my mother in law had never used one before, she said "because it didn't give me an orgasm" 
Posted on 12/13/21 at 9:08 am to jchamil
Yeah, don’t know what it does to female parts at the angle it hits, but I do know that my wife used it, and the first time she did, there was a lot of laughing, and she wouldn’t talk about it, afterwards….but, we laugh about it, and joke about it a lot, and there is no talk of removing it. It’s just in our master bathroom, and it’s the most popular bathroom in the house…so hmmmm….
Posted on 12/13/21 at 10:15 am to slacker130
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I don't think I could do the cold water thing. What's a good one with the water heater?
Warm water can get tricky on seats..
Fancier models have reservoirs that hold heated water but not much (requires electricity).
Some have a hybrid with a built in heater (again electricity) and hold some water stand by.
Some have long hoses that taps into your hot water (a sink nearby). This does little good unless you have instant warm water that comes out.
Posted on 12/13/21 at 10:26 am to CamdenTiger
quote:
Yeah, don’t know what it does to female parts at the angle it hits, but I do know that my wife used it, and the first time she did, there was a lot of laughing, and she wouldn’t talk about it, afterwards….but, we laugh about it, and joke about it a lot, and there is no talk of removing it. It’s just in our master bathroom, and it’s the most popular bathroom in the house…so hmmmm….
I noticed that on the one I have there are 3 settings: Rear, Front, and cleaning.
I don’t anticipate needing the front setting for myself.
But having cold water shot up your arse is feeling like no other.
Still waiting to drop a deuce to test it out, but I am at work till tonight.
So hopefully, I can hold it till then.
Posted on 12/13/21 at 10:28 am to Tarps99
Where that squirter is located is pretty much where I see squirts whenever Taco Bell seeks it's revenge. Seems kinda, disgusting.
But hey, I used to do work in Japan, and the fancy toilets scared me there, too.
But hey, I used to do work in Japan, and the fancy toilets scared me there, too.
Posted on 12/13/21 at 10:38 am to RealDawg
So with the regular (not-heated) versions, is electricity required? My ancient 1970s bathrooms aren't equipped with electrical near the toilets.
Posted on 12/13/21 at 10:57 am to LSUBFA83
quote:
So with the regular (not-heated) versions, is electricity required?
No. Just taps into same water line that feeds toilet.
Posted on 12/13/21 at 4:03 pm to RealDawg
I have electricity close. My water heater is too far from the bathroom to tap a hot water line. You'd still get 30 seconds of cold arse.
What's a decent one that heats the water?
What's a decent one that heats the water?
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