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re: Why are kids named Robert such bad-arse li’l kids?
Posted on 12/4/21 at 12:25 pm to shutterspeed
Posted on 12/4/21 at 12:25 pm to shutterspeed
Wesley and Dallas ensure a white kid will be a badass. For black kids it’s Felonius and Homicidric.
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Posted on 12/4/21 at 12:28 pm to shutterspeed
If you were half of Neil and Bob, you might have a bit of an attitude too.
Posted on 12/4/21 at 12:29 pm to shutterspeed
In 5th grade I started hanging out with a kid named Robert. He lived in the poorer neighborhood nearby. That was the year I had to change classes for bad behavior and started stealing hood ornaments and running from the cops. Thankfully I found better friends the next year.
Posted on 12/4/21 at 1:37 pm to Saskwatch
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Rodney
Rodneys are all frickin hellians
There can be no argument.
Posted on 12/4/21 at 2:22 pm to TigerCoon
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Everyone I ever met named Clay was an a-hole who thought he was a badass.
I have a cousin named Clay. Can confirm.
Posted on 12/4/21 at 2:27 pm to Johnny Carson
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Shane, Dewayne, or Duane
Bonus points if it’s a two word name
If you name a kid Dwayne or D'wayne, you lock his into a life as a small engine mechanic or deer processor.
Posted on 12/4/21 at 2:29 pm to shutterspeed
Because the parents don’t take the time to add an additional 3 letters to words instead of shortening them with street slang.
Posted on 12/4/21 at 2:39 pm to TDcline
My theory is that the more adult/old school a kid's name, the more the li'l bad arse.
This post was edited on 12/4/21 at 2:40 pm
Posted on 12/4/21 at 2:51 pm to shutterspeed
Jimbo. That dude’s a baw!
Posted on 12/4/21 at 3:07 pm to Jimbeaux
Axel
Cooter
Hoss
Cooter
Hoss
Posted on 12/4/21 at 4:08 pm to beerJeep
I know a lot of spoiled rich Roberts who are assholes.
Posted on 12/4/21 at 4:13 pm to shutterspeed
Posted on 12/4/21 at 4:14 pm to shutterspeed
Raylan
This post was edited on 12/4/21 at 4:15 pm
Posted on 12/4/21 at 4:30 pm to tonydtigr
Devin
Posted on 12/4/21 at 6:39 pm to shutterspeed
Bad asses and/or dumb asses.
The combo platter is bad theater.
Most “Bob”s are better.
The combo platter is bad theater.
Most “Bob”s are better.
Posted on 12/4/21 at 7:16 pm to shutterspeed
Met some lovely folks from Auburn who had two boys named Rowdy and Pistol. Mom couldn’t understand why they were so bad. I told her it was her fault she named them Rowdy and Pistol 
Posted on 12/4/21 at 8:01 pm to shutterspeed
Robert Reed (gay dude from Brady Bunch):
Robert Maplethorpe (gay dude who loved gay stuff more then Robert Reed):
Much like the OP, these Roberts know good arse from bad arse.
Robert Maplethorpe (gay dude who loved gay stuff more then Robert Reed):
Much like the OP, these Roberts know good arse from bad arse.
Posted on 12/4/21 at 9:01 pm to beerJeep
Anyone named Robert that doesn't go by the name Bob is gay.
Posted on 12/4/21 at 9:33 pm to La Place Mike
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Anyone named Robert that doesn't go by the name Bob is gay
Can you imagine calling a little kid Bob?
Posted on 12/4/21 at 9:34 pm to shutterspeed
Every Richard I know is a Dick.
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