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How to resolve the Senate dress code issue:
Posted on 9/25/23 at 1:04 pm
Posted on 9/25/23 at 1:04 pm
If someone would teach Fetterman how to tie at least a Half Windsor, he could wear a suit.
Posted on 9/25/23 at 1:06 pm to BFIV
Buy him a friggin clip on. Solved.
Posted on 9/25/23 at 1:07 pm to BFIV
I feel as if he is missing more than just the tie.
Posted on 9/25/23 at 1:07 pm to wartiger2004
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Buy him a friggin clip on. Solved.
He doesn't know how to put it on, either.
Posted on 9/25/23 at 1:12 pm to BFIV
quote:He could just wear a suit without a tie. Its fairly common nowadays with the under 40 age group
If someone would teach Fetterman how to tie at least a Half Windsor, he could wear a suit.
Posted on 9/25/23 at 1:13 pm to Tiger Prawn
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under 40 age group
Oh you mean lazy morons. Got it.
Posted on 9/25/23 at 1:13 pm to BFIV
I'm sure he can find a DC tailor that can alter a suit jacket to hide that lump on his neck.
Posted on 9/25/23 at 1:14 pm to BFIV
Don't have brain damaged hobos as US Senators in the first place.
Posted on 9/25/23 at 1:22 pm to Epaminondas
That would eliminate close to a dozen frauds in the US Senate.
Posted on 9/25/23 at 1:23 pm to BFIV
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If someone would teach Fetterman how to tie at least a Half Windsor, he could wear a suit.
It would need to be 9 feet long to wrap around that volleyball on his neck.
Posted on 9/25/23 at 1:31 pm to BFIV
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How to resolve the Senate dress code issue
Enforce it?
Posted on 9/25/23 at 1:33 pm to wartiger2004
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Buy him a friggin clip on. Solved.
He'd frick that up too!
Posted on 9/25/23 at 1:33 pm to Epaminondas
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Don't have brain damaged hobos as US Senators in the first place.
right. it's not a dress code that is the issue. it's the fact that we have senators who can't dress themselves.
Posted on 9/25/23 at 1:34 pm to BFIV
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How to resolve the Senate dress code issue:
Go naked.
Posted on 9/25/23 at 1:36 pm to BFIV
frick id start coming in cut off shorts and tee shirts
Posted on 9/25/23 at 2:46 pm to BFIV

He bought a new suit to get sworn in. Is it really that hard to put it on again for Floor appearances. He should just leave the tie knotted, slip it over his head, and tighten it up.
Posted on 9/25/23 at 2:55 pm to Dday63
looks like Uncle Fester younger brother and Morticias' older sister
Posted on 9/25/23 at 2:58 pm to Epaminondas
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Don't have brain damaged hobos as US Senators in the first place.
Jerry nadler isn't a hobo.
Posted on 9/25/23 at 3:44 pm to Dday63
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He bought a new suit to get sworn in.
Which indicates he knows of what an appropriate dress code consists.
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