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Give me all of your stupid jokes
Posted on 1/22/19 at 4:22 pm
Posted on 1/22/19 at 4:22 pm
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Posted on 1/22/19 at 4:26 pm to X123F45
I ain't giving you shite and don't tell me what to do.
Posted on 1/22/19 at 4:27 pm to X123F45
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Give me all of your stupid jokes
Rando
Posted on 1/22/19 at 4:28 pm to FrankDrebin
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I ain't giving you shite and don't tell me what to do.
It's okay. I gave your mom everything she needs
Posted on 1/22/19 at 4:29 pm to X123F45
what do you call a thousand foot pile of cats?
A meowtain.
A meowtain.
Posted on 1/22/19 at 4:29 pm to X123F45
That was great
Would you mind if it sent out in a group text message?
Would you mind if it sent out in a group text message?
Posted on 1/22/19 at 4:29 pm to X123F45
What’s the loneliest bayou in Louisiana?
Bayou Self
Bayou Self
Posted on 1/22/19 at 4:30 pm to X123F45
Why are joos noses so big?
The air is free.
The air is free.
Posted on 1/22/19 at 4:32 pm to X123F45
What do clouds wear beneath their pants?
THUNDERWEAR
THUNDERWEAR
Posted on 1/22/19 at 4:33 pm to Honest Tune
Damn girl is you was a fruit youde be a FINEAPPLE
Posted on 1/22/19 at 4:34 pm to FrankDrebin
I have a dick and a knife, one of them is going inside you tonight
Posted on 1/22/19 at 4:34 pm to X123F45
quote:
It's okay. I gave your mom everything she needs
If you saw my mom you wouldn't admit to this publicly.
Posted on 1/22/19 at 4:48 pm to X123F45
Whats the difference between a joke and 3 dicks? Your mom can't take a joke.
What do a condom and your gf/wife have in common. The both spend more time in your wallet than on your dick.
What do a condom and your gf/wife have in common. The both spend more time in your wallet than on your dick.
Posted on 1/22/19 at 4:53 pm to X123F45
I think the War on Terror would've gone a lot more smoothly if we had started at home with all those damned haunted houses.
Posted on 1/22/19 at 4:55 pm to X123F45
You know why lesbians don’t have cable?
They hate cox
They hate cox
Posted on 1/22/19 at 4:55 pm to X123F45
Posted on 1/22/19 at 5:00 pm to X123F45
Two bananas were sitting by a creek. A turd comes floating down the creek and says, "Come on in the water's fine." One banana looks at the other and says, "Can you believe that piece of shite!"
Posted on 1/22/19 at 5:47 pm to Kneereaux
Two flies land on a juicy fresh steaming pile of runny taco and beer shite. They were there for a minute and the first fly lifts its leg and lets out a loud fart. The second fly looks up and says, “you are DISGUSTING! Can’t you see I’m eating supper?”
Posted on 1/22/19 at 6:40 pm to X123F45
Three guys are walking on a beach and find a lamp. They rub the lamp, the genie appears, and grants each of them three wishes.
Guy #1 says "I want the best-looking woman in the world to fall in love with me and be my wife forever". Instantly an OT 12 appears, gazing at him lustfully.
Guy #2 says "I want to be so good-looking that every woman in the world wants to be with me". Instantly, women start converging on him.
Guy #3 thinks carefully. After some time he says "I want my left arm to rotate clockwise forever without tiring." Immediately, it begins to do that.
2nd round: Guy 1 says "I want a billion dollars". Guy 2 says "I want ten billion dollars". Guy 3 says "I want my right arm to rotate counterclockwise."
Final round: Guy 1 and 2 wish for stuff. Guy 3 wishes for his head to start bobbing back and forth.
The genie grants all the wishes and disappears.
A year later, the three men meet in a bar to catch up on things. Guy 1 says "My wife is even more beautiful than when we met, and with my billion we travel all around the world."
Guy 2 says "I have a different woman every night and with all my money I have the best doctors to keep me disease free."
Guy 3, head nodding and arms whirling around, says "Guys, I think I might have fricked up."
Guy #1 says "I want the best-looking woman in the world to fall in love with me and be my wife forever". Instantly an OT 12 appears, gazing at him lustfully.
Guy #2 says "I want to be so good-looking that every woman in the world wants to be with me". Instantly, women start converging on him.
Guy #3 thinks carefully. After some time he says "I want my left arm to rotate clockwise forever without tiring." Immediately, it begins to do that.
2nd round: Guy 1 says "I want a billion dollars". Guy 2 says "I want ten billion dollars". Guy 3 says "I want my right arm to rotate counterclockwise."
Final round: Guy 1 and 2 wish for stuff. Guy 3 wishes for his head to start bobbing back and forth.
The genie grants all the wishes and disappears.
A year later, the three men meet in a bar to catch up on things. Guy 1 says "My wife is even more beautiful than when we met, and with my billion we travel all around the world."
Guy 2 says "I have a different woman every night and with all my money I have the best doctors to keep me disease free."
Guy 3, head nodding and arms whirling around, says "Guys, I think I might have fricked up."
Posted on 1/22/19 at 6:42 pm to X123F45
What did the polite fig say to another patron in the bar?
“Would you like me to push your stool in”?
“Would you like me to push your stool in”?
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