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They caught the wildfire arsonist
Posted on 9/19/18 at 5:17 pm
Posted on 9/19/18 at 5:17 pm
I'm in California.
Today I learned that police arrested an arsonist who set several fires in my county.
I was tempted to do guerrilla warfare and wait in the woods. I imagined the downside, including him having an automatic.
Maybe others did it.
We've been on about it on social media.
The first 2 fires were legit.
Ranch fire. Asswipe driving on rim after a flat.
River fire. Motorcyclist down.
After that it was a series of arson.
All I have is a hunting bow and a baseball bat.
I'm surprised they didn't shoot him. Fwiw he will suffer as if in hell.
After the valley fire, which was faulty wiring some arsonist Asswipe set several fires.
Volunteers up on the local volcano spotted each one and called in choppers, so he went further south and that became the Clayton fire.
He set 2 more at the intersection of highways so as to maximize the terror.
I heard tell that he's in Napa mental hospital. He's the object of creative hell.
A lot of people would throw the first stone.
I've resolved to move.
Today I learned that police arrested an arsonist who set several fires in my county.
I was tempted to do guerrilla warfare and wait in the woods. I imagined the downside, including him having an automatic.
Maybe others did it.
We've been on about it on social media.
The first 2 fires were legit.
Ranch fire. Asswipe driving on rim after a flat.
River fire. Motorcyclist down.
After that it was a series of arson.
All I have is a hunting bow and a baseball bat.
I'm surprised they didn't shoot him. Fwiw he will suffer as if in hell.
After the valley fire, which was faulty wiring some arsonist Asswipe set several fires.
Volunteers up on the local volcano spotted each one and called in choppers, so he went further south and that became the Clayton fire.
He set 2 more at the intersection of highways so as to maximize the terror.
I heard tell that he's in Napa mental hospital. He's the object of creative hell.
A lot of people would throw the first stone.
I've resolved to move.
This post was edited on 9/19/18 at 5:35 pm
Posted on 9/19/18 at 5:20 pm to CelticDog
How is it possible to catch them. Light a match and go, how would there ever be evidence
Posted on 9/19/18 at 5:23 pm to CelticDog
https://www.mentalhelp.net/articles/positive-symptoms-of-schizophrenia-the-disorganized-dimension-and-negative-symptoms/
quote:
Disorganized thinking becomes apparent in patients' speech patterns as schizophrenia progresses. Affected people lose their train of thought during conversations, make loose associations of topics (tangentially jumping from one topic to another apparently at random, or on the barest of associations), and give answers to unrelated questions. Speech may be highly circumstantial, meaning that affected people may speak continuously, providing numerous irrelevant details and never getting to the point. Occasionally, speech is so disorganized that it becomes a completely jumbled "word salad" devoid of discernible meaning despite being full of words.
Posted on 9/19/18 at 5:25 pm to DavidTheGnome
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How is it possible to catch them. Light a match and go, how would there ever be evidence
Simple...Just keep an eye out for the guy always around at the press conferences with a smile, and grabbing his jock.
Posted on 9/19/18 at 5:25 pm to CelticDog
you talk/type with an incredibly annoying cadence.
FWIW
FWIW
Posted on 9/19/18 at 5:26 pm to DavidTheGnome
Because arsonists pee the bed
Posted on 9/19/18 at 5:28 pm to CelticDog
Is this an actual post, or like some sort of weird formatting of a short story.
I cant read this in a normal conversational tone at all.
Is this a reference? The narrative from the beginning or end of a film?
I cant read this in a normal conversational tone at all.
Is this a reference? The narrative from the beginning or end of a film?
Posted on 9/19/18 at 5:29 pm to DavidTheGnome
quote:
How is it possible to catch them. Light a match and go, how would there ever be evidence
lets consider it, shall we?
Vigilante
Twice after fires people were describing vehicles.
I remember after one the poster said it was a van, light color.
They caught that guy two weeks later.
This year there was a certain passenger car seen in the area of two fires.
He kept doing it. There was a fire each day a few miles from here.
I will see if the police scanner has anything.
Posted on 9/19/18 at 5:31 pm to CelticDog
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All I have is a hunting bow and a baseball bat.
What does this have to do with anything?
Posted on 9/19/18 at 5:31 pm to DollaChoppa
it's a cry for help.
he mentions wanting to go guerrilla on the arsonist but worrying he might be strapped, then 14 stream-of-consciousness paragraphs later, he picks up where he left off from earlier talking about how he's only got a bow and a bat.
he mentions wanting to go guerrilla on the arsonist but worrying he might be strapped, then 14 stream-of-consciousness paragraphs later, he picks up where he left off from earlier talking about how he's only got a bow and a bat.
Posted on 9/19/18 at 5:33 pm to DollaChoppa
quote:
actual post, or like some sort of weird formatting of a short story.
you wanted background.
An organizing principle, one whined.
Next time, for you.
Suffice to say, many of the fires in the west are arson.
Today I learned that police arrested an arsonist who set several fires in my county.
Posted on 9/19/18 at 5:34 pm to CelticDog
quote:
All I have is a hunting bow and a baseball bat.
That is because you are a fricking commie
Posted on 9/19/18 at 5:34 pm to CelticDog
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River fire
What?

quote:
All I have is a hunting bow and a baseball bat.
Ok
quote:
He's the object of creative hell.
Is he writing a novel or something?
quote:
A lot of people would throw the first stone.
Weren't you just talking about wanting to wait in the woods for him but you only have a hunting bow and a baseball bat?
Posted on 9/19/18 at 5:34 pm to CelticDog
It's 5, 7, 5
in a haiku poem, bro.
Yours don't qualify.
in a haiku poem, bro.
Yours don't qualify.
Posted on 9/19/18 at 5:34 pm to DavidTheGnome
Forensics, witnesses, snitches, being outright told by theculprit.
Fire leaves a lot of evidence.
Fire leaves a lot of evidence.
Posted on 9/19/18 at 5:37 pm to CelticDog
quote:
Today I learned that police arrested an arsonist who set several fires in my county.
It's 3:30 on Wed afternoon where you are and you sound shitfaced.
I can drink with the best of them but damn dude, pace yourself.
Posted on 9/19/18 at 5:37 pm to CelticDog
Wanna go outside.
Oh NO! Help! I got outside!
Let me back inside!
Oh NO! Help! I got outside!
Let me back inside!
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