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Florida Man-atee Dies from Sex with Brother
Posted on 7/28/23 at 8:13 am
Posted on 7/28/23 at 8:13 am
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This is the hard hitting journalism we all need.
quote:
A Florida aquarium concluded this week that one of its star attractions who had died earlier in the year succumbed to his injuries from "increased" mating behavior with his brother.
A necropsy conducted by the Florida Fish and Wildlife Conservation Commission’s Marine Mammal Pathobiology Lab found a "14.5 cm long tear in the ventral wall" of his colon as the fatal injury, according to NBC News.
"They're not too meticulous about who their partners are. They just have this kind of a sexual urge and then they'll engage in activity with whomever seems to be in the area, and if that's a female, great," Gjeltema told NBC News. "But if there are not enough females around or there are only males around, they may express that sexual behavior on whatever individual may be in the vicinity."
This is the hard hitting journalism we all need.
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Posted on 7/28/23 at 8:15 am to Wedge
Probably a trans manatee. How dare they assume it’s gender!
Posted on 7/28/23 at 8:18 am to Wedge
Trainer must've been pouring Bud Light into the tank.
Posted on 7/28/23 at 8:19 am to Wedge
quote:
"But if there are not enough females around or there are only males around, they may express that sexual behavior on whatever individual may be in the vicinity."
Posted on 7/28/23 at 8:24 am to Wedge
Picture added.
Posted on 7/28/23 at 8:31 am to Wedge
quote:
14.5 cm long tear in the ventral wall
14.5 centimeters equal 5.7086614173 inches (14.5cm = 5.7086614173in).
Posted on 7/28/23 at 8:36 am to Wedge
I don't know how we can get stories like this and then people say that being gay is a choice and isn't natural 
how did the media get to this manatee to turn it gay?
how did the media get to this manatee to turn it gay?
Posted on 7/28/23 at 8:38 am to Wedge
quote:
"They're not too meticulous about who their partners are. They just have this kind of a sexual urge and then they'll engage in activity with whomever seems to be in the area, and if that's a female, great," Gjeltema told NBC News. "But if there are not enough females around or there are only males around, they may express that sexual behavior on whatever individual may be in the vicinity."
Posted on 7/28/23 at 8:39 am to Wedge
quote:
"They're not too meticulous about who their partners are. They just have this kind of a sexual urge and then they'll engage in activity with whomever seems to be in the area, and if that's a female, great," Gjeltema told NBC News. "But if there are not enough females around or there are only males around, they may express that sexual behavior on whatever individual may be in the vicinity."
Sounds like half the human population
Posted on 7/28/23 at 8:43 am to Corinthians420
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I don't know how we can get stories like this and then people say that being gay is a choice and isn't natural
They were in prison you libtard
Posted on 7/28/23 at 8:43 am to Wedge
quote:
"They're not too meticulous about who their partners are. They just have this kind of a sexual urge and then they'll engage in activity with whomever seems to be in the area, and if that's a female, great," Gjeltema told NBC News. "But if there are not enough females around or there are only males around, they may express that sexual behavior on whatever individual may be in the vicinity."
I understand Aggies a lot better now
Posted on 7/28/23 at 8:45 am to Wedge
Natural selection in action.
And I see what you did there in the title, OP.
And I see what you did there in the title, OP.
Posted on 7/28/23 at 8:53 am to Wedge
Sounds like prison rape of the manatee world.
Posted on 7/28/23 at 9:36 am to Wedge
Rep ISIS outta Minnesota is jelly
Posted on 7/28/23 at 9:40 am to Wtodd
so anal sex is dangerous and can cause a tear in the colon? please don't show this to my wife
Posted on 7/28/23 at 9:40 am to Wedge
quote:Sounds like prison.
But if there are not enough females around or there are only males around, they may express that sexual behavior on whatever individual may be in the vicinity.
Posted on 7/28/23 at 9:50 am to Wedge
quote:
They're not too meticulous about who their partners are. They just have this kind of a sexual urge and then they'll engage in activity with whomever seems to be in the area, and if that's a female, great
ah the mating behavior of drunken frat boy
Posted on 7/28/23 at 9:52 am to bushwacker
quote:
so anal sex is dangerous and can cause a tear in the colon? please don't show this to my wife
that manatee was packing a whopping 5.5 inches, your wife has nothing to worry about
Posted on 7/28/23 at 9:53 am to Corinthians420
quote:
I don't know how we can get stories like this and then people say that being gay is a choice and isn't natural
All this story tells me is that gay sex is unnatural since it killed one of them, dumb arse.
Similar to ripping someone's colon and spreading the AIDS.
Posted on 7/28/23 at 10:05 am to Wedge
Bro got up in them guts and blew his brother's back out, yo. 
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