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My family thinks I’m an animal because…

Posted on 2/16/23 at 4:03 pm
Posted by CincinnatiTiger
Cincinnati, OH
Member since May 2010
904 posts
Posted on 2/16/23 at 4:03 pm
I’ll buy a cheap arse frozen pizza, bake it, and flatten the box in came in to use as a cutting board. Soft.
Posted by fr33manator
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2010
130123 posts
Posted on 2/16/23 at 4:05 pm to
I thought it was more because you'll eat pieces of shite you find in the yard and hump the neighbors leg
Posted by blizzle
Dallas, TX
Member since Jan 2009
992 posts
Posted on 2/16/23 at 4:05 pm to
I rip the top off and double up the box, so that the cooked pizza does not sit on the exterior of the box that may have been handled by multiple dirty hands. Otherwise I'm right there with you bro!
Posted by ZZTIGERS
Member since Dec 2007
17360 posts
Posted on 2/16/23 at 4:06 pm to
We’re talking Totino’s, right???
Posted by White Roach
Member since Apr 2009
9666 posts
Posted on 2/16/23 at 4:06 pm to
If efficient use of available resources makes me an animal, well... grrrrrr!
Posted by GreenRockTiger
vortex to the whirlpool of despair
Member since Jun 2020
53328 posts
Posted on 2/16/23 at 4:06 pm to
quote:

I’ll buy a cheap arse frozen pizza, bake it, and flatten the box in came in to use as a cutting board. Soft.
I didn’t know it was supposed to be done any other way
Posted by fightin tigers
Downtown Prairieville
Member since Mar 2008
74449 posts
Posted on 2/16/23 at 4:07 pm to
Don't all pizzas come with the cardboard piece for that reason?
Posted by AlbertMeansWell
Member since Sep 2013
5565 posts
Posted on 2/16/23 at 4:07 pm to
quote:

I’ll buy a cheap arse frozen pizza, bake it, and flatten the box in came in to use as a cutting board. Soft.


No, they think you're an animal because you weigh 400 lbs
This post was edited on 2/16/23 at 4:08 pm
Posted by Gaggle
Member since Oct 2021
7278 posts
Posted on 2/16/23 at 4:07 pm to
I make steaks for road trips and eat them by hand while driving
Posted by LSU Grad Alabama Fan
369 Cardboard Box Lane
Member since Nov 2019
12954 posts
Posted on 2/16/23 at 4:09 pm to
I thought it was because you lick the balls of your superiors.
Posted by fr33manator
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2010
130123 posts
Posted on 2/16/23 at 4:09 pm to
quote:

I didn’t know it was supposed to be done any other way



Right? You are eating cheap frozen pizza. Dignity has long ago abandoned you.
Posted by GreatLakesTiger24
Member since May 2012
57826 posts
Posted on 2/16/23 at 4:09 pm to
you're an animal for buying frozen pizza
Posted by Funky Tide 8
Bayou Chico
Member since Feb 2009
54852 posts
Posted on 2/16/23 at 4:10 pm to
quote:

My family thinks I’m an animal because…



because I have no reservations about chugging coffee from the day before for a caffeine boost.
Posted by AlbertMeansWell
Member since Sep 2013
5565 posts
Posted on 2/16/23 at 4:10 pm to
quote:

We’re talking Totino’s, right???




They switched to plastic wrap
Posted by Fat and Happy
Baton Rouge
Member since Jan 2013
18587 posts
Posted on 2/16/23 at 4:12 pm to
I take 1/4th of the pizza and fold it onto another 1/4th and eat it like a calzone.

The hot cheese like that when it’s doubled up is amazing
Posted by DarthRebel
Tier Five is Alive
Member since Feb 2013
23179 posts
Posted on 2/16/23 at 4:12 pm to
quote:

flatten the box in came in to use as a cutting board

Posted by Upperdecker
St. George, LA
Member since Nov 2014
31803 posts
Posted on 2/16/23 at 4:15 pm to
I also do this occasionally
Posted by Darth_Vader
A galaxy far, far away
Member since Dec 2011
68985 posts
Posted on 2/16/23 at 4:16 pm to
quote:

I thought it was more because you'll eat pieces of shite you find in the yard and hump the neighbors leg



Posted by Boudreaux35
BR
Member since Sep 2007
22281 posts
Posted on 2/16/23 at 4:17 pm to
quote:

I’ll buy a cheap arse frozen pizza, bake it, and flatten the box in came in to use as a cutting board. Soft.



WTF? What part of that is wrong?
Posted by ManBearTiger
BRLA
Member since Jun 2007
22113 posts
Posted on 2/16/23 at 4:17 pm to
The boxes are designed with a tear away tag designed to allow you to fold it out for exactly this purpose
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