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My family thinks I’m an animal because…
Posted on 2/16/23 at 4:03 pm
Posted on 2/16/23 at 4:03 pm
I’ll buy a cheap arse frozen pizza, bake it, and flatten the box in came in to use as a cutting board. Soft.
Posted on 2/16/23 at 4:05 pm to CincinnatiTiger
I thought it was more because you'll eat pieces of shite you find in the yard and hump the neighbors leg
Posted on 2/16/23 at 4:05 pm to CincinnatiTiger
I rip the top off and double up the box, so that the cooked pizza does not sit on the exterior of the box that may have been handled by multiple dirty hands. Otherwise I'm right there with you bro!
Posted on 2/16/23 at 4:06 pm to CincinnatiTiger
We’re talking Totino’s, right???
Posted on 2/16/23 at 4:06 pm to CincinnatiTiger
If efficient use of available resources makes me an animal, well... grrrrrr!
Posted on 2/16/23 at 4:06 pm to CincinnatiTiger
quote:I didn’t know it was supposed to be done any other way
I’ll buy a cheap arse frozen pizza, bake it, and flatten the box in came in to use as a cutting board. Soft.
Posted on 2/16/23 at 4:07 pm to CincinnatiTiger
Don't all pizzas come with the cardboard piece for that reason?
Posted on 2/16/23 at 4:07 pm to CincinnatiTiger
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I’ll buy a cheap arse frozen pizza, bake it, and flatten the box in came in to use as a cutting board. Soft.
No, they think you're an animal because you weigh 400 lbs
This post was edited on 2/16/23 at 4:08 pm
Posted on 2/16/23 at 4:07 pm to CincinnatiTiger
I make steaks for road trips and eat them by hand while driving
Posted on 2/16/23 at 4:09 pm to CincinnatiTiger
I thought it was because you lick the balls of your superiors.
Posted on 2/16/23 at 4:09 pm to GreenRockTiger
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I didn’t know it was supposed to be done any other way
Right? You are eating cheap frozen pizza. Dignity has long ago abandoned you.
Posted on 2/16/23 at 4:09 pm to CincinnatiTiger
you're an animal for buying frozen pizza
Posted on 2/16/23 at 4:10 pm to CincinnatiTiger
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My family thinks I’m an animal because…
because I have no reservations about chugging coffee from the day before for a caffeine boost.
Posted on 2/16/23 at 4:10 pm to ZZTIGERS
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We’re talking Totino’s, right???
They switched to plastic wrap
Posted on 2/16/23 at 4:12 pm to CincinnatiTiger
I take 1/4th of the pizza and fold it onto another 1/4th and eat it like a calzone.
The hot cheese like that when it’s doubled up is amazing
The hot cheese like that when it’s doubled up is amazing
Posted on 2/16/23 at 4:12 pm to CincinnatiTiger
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flatten the box in came in to use as a cutting board

Posted on 2/16/23 at 4:15 pm to CincinnatiTiger
I also do this occasionally
Posted on 2/16/23 at 4:16 pm to fr33manator
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I thought it was more because you'll eat pieces of shite you find in the yard and hump the neighbors leg

Posted on 2/16/23 at 4:17 pm to CincinnatiTiger
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I’ll buy a cheap arse frozen pizza, bake it, and flatten the box in came in to use as a cutting board. Soft.
WTF? What part of that is wrong?
Posted on 2/16/23 at 4:17 pm to CincinnatiTiger
The boxes are designed with a tear away tag designed to allow you to fold it out for exactly this purpose
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