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LAARNG Officer ‘motorboated’ subordinate at promotion ceremony, retires after guilty plea
Posted on 5/19/22 at 6:22 pm
Posted on 5/19/22 at 6:22 pm
Talk about one of your all time bone head moves…
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A former Louisiana National Guard officer was allowed to retire after a general court-martial convicted him of charges stemming from “motorboating” a subordinate soldier during an informal promotion ceremony while deployed to Jordan in May 2021
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Capt. Billy Joe Crosby Jr., a logistics officer who was overseas with the 256th Infantry Brigade Combat Team during its recent deployment, was initially charged with abusive sexual contact and conduct unbecoming an officer, according to court records obtained by Army Times. Crosby was the officer-in-charge of an outpost in Jordan.
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Maj. Jessica Rovero, a spokesperson for the command overseeing the trial, told Army Times in a statement that Crosby’s “behavior is not in line with the Army values.” Rovero added that “multiple Soldiers immediately reported the behavior, and Crosby pled guilty at trial.”
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Crosby, a prior enlisted soldier who participated in the 1989 invasion of Panama, was confined for 30 days. The plea deal also prevented the judge from dismissing him from the Army, which would have kept him from collecting his retirement.
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What did Crosby do? When he learned that the junior soldier was selected for promotion, Crosby reportedly announced to her twice that he intended to “motorboat” her during her promotion ceremony because the Army Combat Uniform’s chest-placed rank patch was intended for such actions. An NCO witnessed both statements, according to a motion filed by prosecutors.
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This post was edited on 5/19/22 at 6:23 pm
Posted on 5/19/22 at 6:25 pm to DemonKA3268
Bet if he gave a handjob to a tranny this wouldn’t be a big deal
Posted on 5/19/22 at 6:28 pm to jamboybarry
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Bet if he gave a handjob to a tranny this wouldn’t be a big deal
Ain’t that the truth
Posted on 5/19/22 at 6:28 pm to DemonKA3268
What happened to anything goes when you're out of the country?
Posted on 5/19/22 at 6:30 pm to broadhead
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What happened to anything goes when you're out of the country
Yeah, that doesn’t work. I know a 1SG that got busted down to private last time I was there…
Posted on 5/19/22 at 6:34 pm to Breauxsif
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Looks old for an O-3
He is, prior enlisted.
Posted on 5/19/22 at 6:35 pm to DemonKA3268
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Weeks before the assault, Crosby also told the NCO that he wanted to bring the junior soldier with him on a driving trip to another base in Jordan. The NCO told investigators that Crosby requested the soldier’s company because “he liked looking at her tits.”

Posted on 5/19/22 at 6:38 pm to Breauxsif
To put it in perspective there are 1 and 2 star generals in the active duty Army that were cadets when this national guard captain was a Soldier in Panama. That's that national guard for ya.
This post was edited on 5/19/22 at 6:41 pm
Posted on 5/19/22 at 6:43 pm to PetroBabich
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That's that national guard for ya.
Not all of them but yeah, they have their issues. Just like active duty or reserves.
Posted on 5/19/22 at 6:52 pm to DemonKA3268
Dumbass.
Wonder why lady didn’t tell him how stupid that was, then demand for his next month’s paycheck in exchange for her silence.
Wonder why lady didn’t tell him how stupid that was, then demand for his next month’s paycheck in exchange for her silence.
Posted on 5/19/22 at 6:56 pm to DemonKA3268
Officers DO NOT wear marksmanship badges. That guy is clearly a huge dumbass and a shitty officer prior to the incident. What an idiot.
This post was edited on 5/19/22 at 6:57 pm
Posted on 5/19/22 at 6:57 pm to Mor Miles
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Wonder why lady didn’t tell him how stupid that was, then demand for his next month’s paycheck in exchange for her silence.
Um, he did it in front of a lot of people…
She did not have tell anyone
Posted on 5/19/22 at 6:58 pm to DemonKA3268
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What did Crosby do?
OP left out the best part
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But during work the following day, according to a prosecution motion, Crosby “approached [the junior soldier], told her to stand up, placed the rank in front of her chest, leaned in the grab the rank with his teeth...then placed his face between [the junior soldier]’s breasts...[and] vigorously moved his head from side to side between [her] breasts while still holding the rank with his teeth.”
Posted on 5/19/22 at 7:00 pm to DemonKA3268
I guess he took "Be all you can be" just a little too far.
Posted on 5/19/22 at 7:09 pm to MikeD
Okay, I was about to say, that is a lot for just making the comment. That SSOB actually did it.
This post was edited on 5/19/22 at 7:23 pm
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