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Just got pulled over by a female officer
Posted on 5/12/22 at 8:43 pm
Posted on 5/12/22 at 8:43 pm
I was enjoying the weather with the windows down after a baseball practice with my 8 yo baw in the back…taking a back road rarely traveled and rolled up on a speed trap. I pass, she flips the lights on…I’m kinda pissed at the ridiculousness of the location and her choosing that spot.
Pull over immediately. Hand over license and registration. 49 in a 35. She asks what we were up to, I say preparing for a baseball tournament and out enjoy the nice weather. She asks how the practice went. She starts writing up the ticket. She ain’t bad on the eyes…I wonder what she is doing working as a cop. She comes back asks for my digits and I ask her if she would consider letting me off with a warning. She smiles and says “you were so kind to me, I will be kind back” and wrote “warning” on my copy of the ticket. I say, “you won’t be seeing me around here again” and she says “I’d like to see you again….just not speeding”
She turns away and realizes she still has my license on her clipboard….she sheepishly hands to back. We drive off.
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Pull over immediately. Hand over license and registration. 49 in a 35. She asks what we were up to, I say preparing for a baseball tournament and out enjoy the nice weather. She asks how the practice went. She starts writing up the ticket. She ain’t bad on the eyes…I wonder what she is doing working as a cop. She comes back asks for my digits and I ask her if she would consider letting me off with a warning. She smiles and says “you were so kind to me, I will be kind back” and wrote “warning” on my copy of the ticket. I say, “you won’t be seeing me around here again” and she says “I’d like to see you again….just not speeding”
She turns away and realizes she still has my license on her clipboard….she sheepishly hands to back. We drive off.

This post was edited on 5/12/22 at 9:37 pm
Posted on 5/12/22 at 8:45 pm to Shamoan
quote:policewoman
female officer
Posted on 5/12/22 at 8:45 pm to Shamoan
Things that didn't happen for 100
Posted on 5/12/22 at 8:45 pm to Shamoan
You might have a sexual harassment lawsuit against the city…..better get Gordon on it
Posted on 5/12/22 at 8:45 pm to Shamoan
quote:
Just got pulled over by a female officer
I've seen this one before!
Posted on 5/12/22 at 8:46 pm to Shamoan
You should have shown her your billy stick.
Posted on 5/12/22 at 8:46 pm to tduecen
It literally just happened 30 min ago.
Posted on 5/12/22 at 8:48 pm to Shamoan
I’m not seeing any pics, boss
Posted on 5/12/22 at 8:48 pm to Shamoan
got stopped by a lady cop
Ha ha... she got me thinking I can date a cop
Wee ooh wee ooh wee
Wee ooh wee ooh wee

Ha ha... she got me thinking I can date a cop
Wee ooh wee ooh wee
Wee ooh wee ooh wee

This post was edited on 5/12/22 at 8:51 pm
Posted on 5/12/22 at 8:48 pm to Shamoan
Trooper, Sherriff, or PD?
What city?
What city?
Posted on 5/12/22 at 8:48 pm to LegendInMyMind
quote:
I’ve seen this one before!
Posted on 5/12/22 at 8:50 pm to Shamoan
Dear Penthouse,
You wouldn’t have believed this could’ve happened, but…
You wouldn’t have believed this could’ve happened, but…
Posted on 5/12/22 at 8:50 pm to Shamoan
Pent Dearhouse
This post was edited on 5/12/22 at 8:51 pm
Posted on 5/12/22 at 8:50 pm to Shamoan
Didn’t happen, but fun to think about drunkee.
Posted on 5/12/22 at 8:51 pm to Shamoan
quote:
she says “I’d like to see you again….just not speeding”

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