Your closing pitch to your coaching candidate

Mine... Spurrier


Coach,

I think we are all fully aware of all the silliness that went on during the interview process the last time we talked with you about potentially coaching for the Tigers. I'd just like to say that this is a very different LSU program today, and we no longer operate with such ridiculous individuals at the helm here. We have finally come to the modern era, and shook those monkeys off of us like a bad habit.

Speaking of the modern era coach, I'm sure it's no secret that LSU is primed and ready to make consecutive runs at national titles and are in need of someone to guide us to that peak, someone who has a very competitive nature and zeal to take us there, someone like yourself coach. So how about grabbing that ball there, jump on the team coach and c'mon in for the big win? What ya say?

Golden girls are easy

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Yep thats right coach Miles won 30+ in three you could win like 60+ (if it was march madness) and this is LSU for all intense purpopses the hot bed of NFL talent waiting to be coached up.

"Did you say watch the teeth on the foreskin?"

Coach have you met Ali Landry yet?

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If you could use a closing pitch to seal the deal with your favorite coaching candidate what would it be?

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Steve, if you become HC at LSU, you don't have to attend any LSU basketball games.

This post sounds an awful lot like ESPN's faux pre-game speeches by Lou Holtsch.

Miami then Bama....
that's like bad to worse...
well any way do you still have your old keys?
oh by the way leave terry in t-town she fits in better..