What would it take . . .

. . . for ya'll to quit trying to kill our stability by creating/facilitating a Miles-to-Michigan story with absolutely no basis?

A flat out, public, direct affirmation that he will be back at LSU next year? Done.

A signed reaffirmation of his intentions with a contract and extension providing a huge raise in view of his SEC Championship, and potentially huger raise after the National Championship? Done.

Public and direct refutation of all reports that any such talks are or have ever taken place by every single person who would be involved in such talks (Miles, LSU AD, LSU President, Miles' agent, Michigan AD, etc.)? Done.

Recanting of reports of the deal by a public media figure, a type that never under any circumstances admits they were wrong unless absolutely forced to (as the fact Rather still won't admit he was wrong to run the forged-letter story)? Done.

So I ask all of you, you who keep insisting on keeping the rumors alive to ensure that whatever possible damage could be done to our recruiting is absolutely guaranteed to be as bad as possible, you who swear up and down that Miles is ruining our program with stories you fabricate and sustain; I ask you, what, exactly, would it take for y'all to shut the hell up about it?