re: Am I the only one bothered

LSU athletic dept, Les Miles, and everyone here doesn't give a flying rat's arse what you think either. Now go ahead and resume being bothered again.

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by the fact that our current HC is out helping another program get a HC. What the frick does this say about you as a HC. I mean what if Tenuta was a candidate, does that mean that Miles doesn't want him as the DC here. Seriously guys, think about this for a minute, this bothers the living snot piss out of me that our HC of our Fighting Tigers football team is helping another college team(that we might meat up with one day) assist in finding a HC.
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This sounds a lot like something a gump would write, doesn't it?

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The only thing that makes me go "hmmmm" about all this is that, apparently, Miles was helping UMich with advice and Skip Bertman/LSU knew nothing about it until it came out in the media.

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Do you have a boss? Do you have to report to that boss every time your phone rings and make sure they know who you are speaking to? The standards that people have for Les Miles' personal time, his social agenda, and his duty to disclose everything are beyond ridiculous.

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My point is that this in no way helps LSU at all.

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Yes, because a civil professional relationship with a major college football program could never possibly be more useful than having them pissed at you for as long as you coach here.

UM: Hey, Les, we haven't done this in a while. Can you help us out for a sec?

LM: Well, no, asshat. You're the bad guys and we have a game to prep for.

UM: What? Les, we just want to ask you a couple of questions. You're not even playing us.

LM: Doesn't matter. If you ain't a Tiger, you're Tiger Bait, fricktard! I'm the LSU man, now, dickhead, so I have to tell everyone else on the planet to go frick themselves!

UM: Les, this is way out of line. What the hell is the matter with you? We're trying to be professional about this.

LM: Tough titty, be-otches! Now I gotta go send some letter bombs to all your alumni and plant a virus on your mainframe. Then I gotta go dump some sugar into Pelini's gas tank; but just half a cup, since he's only half Tiger Bait.

UM: huh?

LM: Oh, but before I go, could you have Lloyd fedex me that scouting report on the Buckeyes? And about that home-home series we've been talking about, I have an idea for the revenu-- hello? hello?