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Posted on 6/18/14 at 11:35 am to
Posted by Byron Bojangles III
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Posted on 6/18/14 at 11:35 am to
Martin's cameo was fascistic
Posted by The Cow Goes Moo Moo
Bucktown
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Posted on 6/18/14 at 12:25 pm to
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Starting the hedge knight now


Finished reading it a couple of weeks ago. Starts off a little slow, but ending is pretty awesome.
Posted by Byron Bojangles III
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Posted on 6/18/14 at 12:30 pm to
is it weird i imagine Ser Duncan The Tall as Tim Duncan?
Posted by The Cow Goes Moo Moo
Bucktown
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Posted on 6/18/14 at 1:02 pm to
I pictured him as a slimmer, more intelligent Hodor.
Posted by ladytiger118
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Posted on 6/18/14 at 1:33 pm to
I saw all the ones for S3...now I'm going to bingewatch the S4 ones.
Posted by Finkle is Einhorn
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Posted on 6/18/14 at 3:39 pm to
I found a thread on 4chan where some guy claims he knows the ending to the series. We've seen these before and I don't think I believe him but it was deleted from the Westeros forum which is a little strange to me.

Here's the link LINK

A few Q&A from the link:

Q: Does Cleganebowl happen? If so who wins?
A: Robert Strong

Q: How does the whole Lady Stoneheart/Brianne/Pod/Jamie thing play out?
A: Basically Brienne agrees to lure Jaime into a trap so long as they give him a trial. Jaime takes the bait and is led by Brienne to the hideout of the Brotherhood. Jaime is captured and wants a trial by combat, knowing that all other odds are against him. Catelyn names Brienne her champion. So they fight, and Jaime wins, I think he manages to grab Brienne's sword with golden hand or something, but he doesn't kill Brienne. Stoneheart insists on hanging Jaime, however; and Thoros and some other dudes uprise against the bitch. Jaime, Pod, and Brienne flee during the chaos

Q: What happens with Petyr Baelish and will Stannis die in the upcoming Baratheon/Bolton/Manderly clash ?
A: Gets thrown off the Moon Door by the Lord's Declarant, after getting rused by Sansa. No.

Q: Who will sit on the iron throne in the end ?
A: There will be no Iron Throne.

Q: Who "wins?"
A: Stannis, technically.

Q: Does stannis unite the kingdoms?
A: No, not Stannis.

Q: Do Dany and Jon restore the targ dynasty?
A: No.

Q: Do the others kill everyone?
A: No.

Q: Hmm.. Will Euron be king till he dies of old age?
A: No.

Q: Will Vication reach Danerys?
A: Yes.

Q: Will Danerys ever leave Mereen again?
A: She isn't even in Meereen at the end of the 5th book.

Q: Will there be another civil war?
A: There is already a civil war, with Stannis in the North. There will be more battles between Westerosi houses, if that's what you are asking.

Q: Will Azor Ahai show up?
A: Revealed, you mean? Yes.

Q: Will John Snow survive the stabbing by his black brothers?
Survive?
A: No.

Q: Do you know how Stannis will die?
A: Bleeds to death I think

Q: Will John Snow turn out to be Azor Ahai?
A: No.

Q: Will there be more giants who are actually interesting?
A: Interesting? I don't know. But I don't think that there will be any giant main characters.

Q: How many members of house Stark are alive at the end of the last book?[spoiler] Alive as in, never died before, still kicking [/spoiler]
A: 4.

Q: How many Stark Direwolfs will still be alive at the end?
A: 4.

Q: Will we ever get a proper discription of Old Valeria in any book?
A: I don't know.

Q: Are Fire and Ice going to clash?
A: Yes.

Q: Are Fire and Ice two different persons who are personifications of those two words/elements/ect??
A: Depends on your description of a person.

Q: How do you know all this?
A: It would be quite dickish to tell.

Q: another Cleganebowl question and who is valonquar?
A: Yes. The Hound will unmask Gregor right before getting killed. Jaime is valonquar

Q: Will anymore Starks die?
A: do widows count? If yes then yes

Q: How does Varys die?
A: Eaten by a dragon

Q: Who is AA?
A: Dany

Q: Who will kill Theon and how, or does he survive?
A: He takes the black.

Q: What will happen to dragons?
A: All die.

Q: Is Aegon true Targ or Blackfyre?
A: Neither, technically.

Q: what happens to Roose and Ramsey?
A: Beheaded and burned respectively

Q: What will happen to Blackfish?
A: Killed.

Q: How will Theon escape from Stannis?
A: He doesn't.

Q: Who wrote the "pink letter"?
A: Ramsay.

Q: How will Jon survives stabb attacks?
A: He will not.

Q: What are the Others?
A: Magical creatures, similar to dragons. They are ice made flesh, like the way dragons are fire made flesh

Q: ok Jon dies. How does he come to life again?
A: Melisandre burns Gillys baby to bring him back to life

Q: can you give more info on the Others?
A: Others are simply monsters of the ice deity, the opposite of dragons. They aren't ghouls or something, they are organisms, just magical ones. R'hllor and the Great Other are constantly at war, and both want to erase eachother; thus, dragons and the Others are at war. The Others don't really care about humans, they just want to kill the dragons.

Q: Also, who rides the dragons?
A: Daenerys, Tyrion, Jorah.

Q: what happens to Bronn? Is he rich and powerful? Who rides the dragons?
A: He is slain during a battle. Yes. Yes. The three riders are Daenerys, Tyrion, and Jorah; but the three prophetic figures are Dany, Bran, and Jon.

Q: if Jamie helps Cercei then why does he kill her?
A: She tries to kill Brienne.

Many more questions that he answers on the link. The guy is more than likely full of shite but I thought it was fun to read his answers
Posted by Byron Bojangles III
Member since Nov 2012
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Posted on 6/18/14 at 3:47 pm to
thats suspect
Posted by Finkle is Einhorn
Member since Sep 2011
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Posted on 6/18/14 at 4:02 pm to
no doubt.

I like reading what people think happens at the end though so I thought I'd share. I don't think GRRM even knows all the details like this dude claims he does
This post was edited on 6/18/14 at 4:02 pm
Posted by Byron Bojangles III
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Posted on 6/18/14 at 4:36 pm to
That site layout is horrible I can't figure out who's asking questions and who's answering them
Posted by Byron Bojangles III
Member since Nov 2012
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Posted on 6/18/14 at 4:40 pm to
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How many members of house Stark are alive at the end of the last book?[spoiler] Alive as in, never died before, still kicking [/spoiler] 
A: 4. 


If Bran dies that leaves just Sansa, Arya, Rikkon. It can't be 4.
Posted by kingbob
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Member since Nov 2010
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Posted on 6/18/14 at 4:57 pm to
My SO just sent me a picture of her and Rose Leslie (Ygritte). She's been working as an intern on a movie Rose is filming in New Orleans that's wrapping up this week. She says that Rose is really sweet in person. She also said that Rose felt awful because she accidentally spoiled her death in the series to a Hodor the week before the episode aired.

Interesting trivia: she has never watched a single movie/tv show that she has been in. She's very humble and doesn't feel like she deserves to be famous or on TV.
Posted by BluegrassBelle
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Posted on 6/18/14 at 4:58 pm to
Very. Jorah as a dragon rider? And GRRM has a battle between Robert Strong and the Hound and the Hound loses?

Dany as AA also makes me want to
Posted by Finkle is Einhorn
Member since Sep 2011
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Posted on 6/18/14 at 4:58 pm to
Yea it took me a while to figure out how to see what question he was responding to. You have to click the numbers (5467321 for example) above where he answers. Then it highlights the question he is responding to and the numbers are red.

He says Bran tries to help the Others and Jon goes to save him but Bran stays and takes Bloodravens place
Posted by TaxmanMSU
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Posted on 6/18/14 at 5:00 pm to
He didn't say Bran would die I didn't think.
Posted by ladytiger118
Member since Aug 2009
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Posted on 6/18/14 at 5:00 pm to
Rose seems very sweet from the interviews I've seen her in--probably the sweetest of all of the women on the show.
Posted by OMLandshark
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Posted on 6/18/14 at 5:02 pm to
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Q: What happens with Petyr Baelish and will Stannis die in the upcoming Baratheon/Bolton/Manderly clash ? A: Gets thrown off the Moon Door by the Lord's Declarant, after getting rused by Sansa. No.


I'm calling bullshite here. I could buy that Littlefinger will be executed, but thrown out the Moon Door? Are they really going to climb all the way back up into the Eyrie, defrost the castle, open the Moon Door, and then just throw him out? They'd just behead him or hang him before they would do all that.
Posted by ladytiger118
Member since Aug 2009
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Posted on 6/18/14 at 5:05 pm to
No way that the Hound battles RS and dies....already happened with Oberyn. RS will 'die' in TWoW IMO.

And no way that Stannis "wins"...

ETA: how can LF go out the Moondoor when they're not even at the Eyrie? And LF isn't going to die in the Vale IMO.
This post was edited on 6/18/14 at 5:07 pm
Posted by putt23
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Member since Oct 2010
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Posted on 6/18/14 at 5:07 pm to
I tried to read all that shite. My head hurts. I don't know if any of it's true. Jorah riding a dragon? nope
Posted by Byron Bojangles III
Member since Nov 2012
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Posted on 6/18/14 at 5:07 pm to
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He didn't say Bran would die I didn't think.


My dyslexia I read Bronn as Bran
Posted by Byron Bojangles III
Member since Nov 2012
52282 posts
Posted on 6/18/14 at 5:12 pm to
Can't only people with targ blood ride dragons?
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