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Posted on 5/28/14 at 10:51 pm to
Posted by ladytiger118
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Posted on 5/28/14 at 10:51 pm to
Link?
Posted by Warfarer
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Member since May 2010
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Posted on 5/28/14 at 11:07 pm to
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Dang, not too shabby. I missed those two and two of Dany's dragons and I had one brain fart on another topic.



I knew a lot of it and only got about 35 of them. i missed a lot because I spelled them incorrectly and it wouldn't take the answer for being close.
Posted by kingbob
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Member since Nov 2010
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Posted on 5/29/14 at 1:07 am to
I was in the low 40s on the first try. I didn't realize they were looking for Benjen and Jon under "Starks", couldn't remember/spell the dragons, and couldn't remember Gulltown.
Posted by Finkle is Einhorn
Member since Sep 2011
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Posted on 5/29/14 at 8:11 am to
As we approach 800 pages I wonder if this is the longest crackpot theory thread on the internet.

I also wonder who all has maybe read this thread before? Editors, GRRM, actors, D&D?
Posted by TaxmanMSU
a glasscase of emotion
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Posted on 5/29/14 at 8:36 am to
I seriously doubt any have taken the time to read here. We know for a fact that GRRM reads over on that main ASOIAF board right?
Posted by Mr. Wayne
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Posted on 5/29/14 at 8:51 am to
I got 62/62. Don't know whether to be excited or reevaluate my life
Posted by Porter Osborne Jr
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Posted on 5/29/14 at 9:51 am to
Posted by Byron Bojangles III
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Posted on 5/29/14 at 10:10 am to
almost like they're dating.

Posted by Gugich22
Who Dat Nation
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Posted on 5/29/14 at 10:26 am to
52/62

Posted by Finkle is Einhorn
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Posted on 5/29/14 at 10:26 am to
He says he used to read message boards but then he had to stop cause he didn't want it to affect his writing
Posted by Mr. Wayne
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Posted on 5/29/14 at 10:31 am to
Toughest one was the cities for some reason. I always tend to consider the castles as the actual cities while reading. Gulltown and White Harbour almost got me.
Posted by Gugich22
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Posted on 5/29/14 at 10:34 am to
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Toughest one was the cities for some reason. I always tend to consider the castles as the actual cities while reading. Gulltown and White Harbour almost got me.




I only got two of those right...King's Landing and Lannisport (of all places)
Posted by ladytiger118
Member since Aug 2009
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Posted on 5/29/14 at 10:47 am to
I wonder if he read TD .
Posted by kingbob
Sorrento, LA
Member since Nov 2010
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Posted on 5/29/14 at 10:54 am to
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He says he used to read message boards but then he had to stop cause he didn't want it to affect his writing


Throneception
Posted by kingbob
Sorrento, LA
Member since Nov 2010
70493 posts
Posted on 5/29/14 at 10:54 am to
Either she's getting the Dorne or he's her gay best friend.
Posted by ladytiger118
Member since Aug 2009
20922 posts
Posted on 5/29/14 at 10:56 am to
No doubt they're banging
This post was edited on 5/29/14 at 10:57 am
Posted by Gugich22
Who Dat Nation
Member since Jan 2006
27813 posts
Posted on 5/29/14 at 10:57 am to
quote:

Either she's getting the Dorne or he's her gay best friend.




I have a feeling she's getting poked with his poisonous sunspear...
Posted by TaxmanMSU
a glasscase of emotion
Member since Oct 2012
4217 posts
Posted on 5/29/14 at 11:00 am to
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I have a feeling she's getting poked with his poisonous sunspear...




No doubt,


Spoiler alert? on the bottom left picture where her thumbs are over his eyes and he's fake yelling?

Posted by ladytiger118
Member since Aug 2009
20922 posts
Posted on 5/29/14 at 11:57 am to
Dammit I forgot about Benjen/didn't see the last blank in the Stark list and I forgot about Lion's tooth...and I had to google 2 of 3 of Aegon's dragons (I knew Balerion but didn't know Vhagar or Meraxes).

60/62--96%...not shabby.
Posted by guedeaux
Member since Jan 2008
13862 posts
Posted on 5/29/14 at 12:47 pm to
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Just found my old theory


you posted this not that long ago...

I still feel that this theory has holes, but I definitely don't know nearly as much as you about ASOIAF...

quote:

Craster, that incestuous bastard found a way, as we know, he sacrifices his sons to the Others.


Not anymore, unless the show deviated this much from where the books go.

quote:

I theorize that the Last Hero did the same thing. He pleaded for his life promising the Others whatever they wanted which in this case, was his sons. And so the Others marked the LH as they marked Craster.

The Last Hero then went back to the kingdoms of men raising up more men for the Night's Watch claiming that he had the ability to resist the Others. He fathered children and stealthily sacrificed them to the Others which brings him squarely in line with the tale of Night's King.


So the others said "yes help us by building a wall and creating an army to keep us out"? That doesn't make sense.

From wiki

" Under cover of an endless night that lasted for a generation, the Others invaded from the Lands of Always Winter, laying waste to much of Westeros, until the Others were finally defeated by the Night's Watch at the Battle for the Dawn."

So to sum up your theory, the Last Hero fake defeated the Others and then defected from them?

ETA: and they were defeated at the Battle for Dawn. Is that what the end of the Last Hero's tale is called?
This post was edited on 5/29/14 at 12:52 pm
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