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Posted on 4/15/14 at 4:11 pm to
Posted by kingbob
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Posted on 4/15/14 at 4:11 pm to
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I just don't see why it's necessary to the plot.


Necessary? Is it necessary for me to drink my own urine? No, i just do it because it's sterile and i like the taste.
Posted by Josh Fenderman
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Posted on 4/15/14 at 4:15 pm to
I'm with you. Actions have consequences in this series. Makes no sense to just have that for the hell of it.
Posted by Hugo Stiglitz
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Posted on 4/15/14 at 4:16 pm to
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i'm just not sold on it. can someone give their reasoning for why GRRM would include it in the story only for Tyrion to kill him?

At the trial for Tyrion, Pycelle goes into describing various poison effects... One of them, (forget the name) Pycelle describes as a poison that clogs up the intestines and makes you constipated until you die from the shite built up in your system. The Red Viper tells Tyrion "Tywin won't be living forever." Tyrion suspects Obyren then.

The poision described by Pycelle explains the unusually awful odor of Tywin at the time of his death and during the funeral.

My theory is the gods will not curse Tyrion for kinslaying because Tywin was already past the point of no return from the Red Viper's poison and already a dead man walking.
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Posted on 4/15/14 at 4:17 pm to
Posted by kingbob
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Posted on 4/15/14 at 4:18 pm to
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My theory is the gods will not curse Tyrion for kinslaying because Tywin was already past the point of no return from the Red Viper's poison and already a dead man walking.


This. It relieves Tyrian of much of his guilt and lifts the kin-slaying curse
Posted by Hugo Stiglitz
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Posted on 4/15/14 at 4:18 pm to
Haha
Posted by Josh Fenderman
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Posted on 4/15/14 at 4:19 pm to
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The poision described by Pycelle explains the unusually awful odor of Tywin at the time of his death and during the funeral.

Or it could just be that they decided to display his rotting, decomposing body for 7 days.
Posted by Hugo Stiglitz
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Posted on 4/15/14 at 4:21 pm to
Don't think so, the smell when they found the body was unusually awful and Cersei gets pissed at Pycelle for not being able to supress the odor throughout the body being on display.
This post was edited on 4/15/14 at 4:22 pm
Posted by kingbob
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Posted on 4/15/14 at 4:22 pm to
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Or it could just be that they decided to display his rotting, decomposing body for 7 days.


But if the decomposition was par for the course then why would Martin go into such detail describing how gross it was? It being the result of "normal" decomposition seems incongruent with Martin's writing style considering the prior context clues that he was poisoned. If those are all pointless red herrings, then why go into such detail about the stench and general grossness of the corpse?
Posted by Gugich22
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Posted on 4/15/14 at 4:25 pm to
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Necessary? Is it necessary for me to drink my own urine? No, i just do it because it's sterile and i like the taste.




i can do that impersonation so well....not to pump myself up or anything
Posted by Josh Fenderman
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Posted on 4/15/14 at 4:25 pm to
There has been plenty of times throughout the series that he goes into great detail about rotting corpses. This one was sitting in a hot sept for seven days. I'd imagine the smell is pretty enclosed.
Posted by Gugich22
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Posted on 4/15/14 at 4:26 pm to
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My theory is the gods will not curse Tyrion for kinslaying because Tywin was already past the point of no return from the Red Viper's poison and already a dead man walking.


This. It relieves Tyrian of much of his guilt and lifts the kin-slaying curse




Boom. That's perfect evidence.


I'm now a believer. Sorry, Josh.
Posted by ffishstik
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Posted on 4/15/14 at 4:36 pm to
I'm with you. Unless I'm not remembering correctly, didn't Cersei's crazy arse insist on leaving Tywin out on display well past his body's shelf life? A body in a suit of armor laying out for over a week with no A/C...gotta think that would get ripe without any help from poisons, but I could be wrong.
Posted by Josh Fenderman
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Posted on 4/15/14 at 4:39 pm to
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kin-slaying curse

Yeah, but is this a real thing or just superstition? I don't see kinslayers in the series as being worse off than anyone else.
Posted by Hugo Stiglitz
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Posted on 4/15/14 at 4:41 pm to
It's on par with guest rights and those are the biggest two in Westeros.
Posted by kingbob
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Posted on 4/15/14 at 4:42 pm to
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Yeah, but is this a real thing or just superstition? I don't see kinslayers in the series as being worse off than anyone else.


Stannis getting crushed on The Blackwater is supposed to be a result of his kinslaying. The Targs who historically killed each other all were met with disastrous ends. I can't really think of too many examples due to the fact that kin-slaying was so taboo.
Posted by OMLandshark
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Posted on 4/15/14 at 4:46 pm to
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My theory is the gods will not curse Tyrion for kinslaying because Tywin was already past the point of no return from the Red Viper's poison and already a dead man walking.


I hate that though. I think Tyrion needs to completely live with the burden that he murdered his own father.
Posted by Hugo Stiglitz
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Posted on 4/15/14 at 4:48 pm to
I knew you'd hate it

Moreover, the gods kind of owe Tyrion one for fricking him over in his trial by combat.
Posted by Josh Fenderman
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Posted on 4/15/14 at 4:51 pm to
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Stannis getting crushed on The Blackwater

Not a disastrous end

I know the wiki lists Theon, but he didn't actually kill Bran and Rickon and he's worse off now than anybody like Tyrion or Stannis.

This is now making me think that it's more how the people in the realm view kinslayers that make them so accursed. Theon was viewed as killing Rickon and Bran, so Ramsay messed with his head good. If Tyrion had stayed in Westeros, he very likely would have ended up much worse than how he is now.
Posted by ladytiger118
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Posted on 4/15/14 at 5:04 pm to
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This is now making me think that it's more how the people in the realm view kinslayers that make them so accursed. Theon was viewed as killing Rickon and Bran, so Ramsay messed with his head good. If Tyrion had stayed in Westeros, he very likely would have ended up much worse than how he is now.


Agreed.
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