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re: Crackpot ASOIAF Theories SPOILERS
Posted on 3/28/14 at 11:48 am to ladytiger118
Posted on 3/28/14 at 11:48 am to ladytiger118
So i dont want to read the released chapters and dont want you chapter reading bastards spoiling stuff for me in this thread. What am i to do?
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Posted on 3/28/14 at 11:49 am to Cosmo
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So i dont want to read the released chapters and dont want you chapter reading bastards spoiling stuff for me in this thread. What am i to do?
Be banished to the Hodor threads.
Posted on 3/28/14 at 11:50 am to ladytiger118
Be happy it wasn't glass or Cosmo that noticed it. 
Posted on 3/28/14 at 11:55 am to Cosmo
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So i dont want to read the released chapters and dont want you chapter reading bastards spoiling stuff for me in this thread. What am i to do?
compromise your principles, read the chapters.
Posted on 3/28/14 at 12:00 pm to ladytiger118
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Posted by ladytiger118 Exactly. Fat Man just made the fan impatience worse by releasing it.
It kills me everytime she wakes up from her dreams. I am so ready to see her running game in the west
Posted on 3/28/14 at 12:00 pm to Analyze That
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Be happy it wasn't glass or Cosmo that noticed it.
There'd be a lot of "
" in their posts if those two noticed it. 
Posted on 3/28/14 at 12:03 pm to Hugo Stiglitz
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compromise your principles, read the chapters.
This. Be a Bronn. Not an Eddard.
Posted on 3/28/14 at 12:25 pm to ladytiger118
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There'd be a lot of "
Roger that.
Hope your CPA certification is going well.
Also.
Posted on 3/28/14 at 12:25 pm to ladytiger118
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ladytiger118
Thanks....
The list gets shorter!
Posted on 3/28/14 at 12:29 pm to Sid in Lakeshore
Dragons are definitely going to be wrecking shite.
This post was edited on 3/28/14 at 12:35 pm
Posted on 3/28/14 at 1:43 pm to Analyze That
Thanks 
. Hoping to be done by August!!
Also that pic is scary; is that the Kindly Man?
. Hoping to be done by August!! Also that pic is scary; is that the Kindly Man?
Posted on 3/28/14 at 1:52 pm to ladytiger118
Youre gonna be a CPA? Ive been looking for some baller loopholes, can I set up an LLC, buy a "company car" and write it off as a total loss year 1?
Posted on 3/28/14 at 1:54 pm to Hugo Stiglitz
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compromise your principles, read the chapters.
I refuse to enable the fat man. If everybody would shite on him when releases these chapters and say "frick you fatty and your single chapter releases every three months" then maybe hed finish the book.
Posted on 3/28/14 at 2:25 pm to Cosmo
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I refuse to enable the fat man. If everybody would shite on him when releases these chapters and say "frick you fatty and your single chapter releases every three months" then maybe hed finish the book.
And if people who are not novelist and writers that have no idea what it takes to write a series of this scale would shut frick up and quick complaining about a sequel to a book that was only released 3 years ago, maybe he could get something done. Seriously, have you ever written anything that was a 2000 page manuscript? I'll bet cool fricking mill that you haven't. You're complaining about someone who is providing you entertainment and enjoyment in a series that is 5000 pages long already and you probably didn't spend $100 to get it. This is what people sound like when they complain about this shite: "Thanks for a wonderful narrative that goes outside the box and brings enjoyment to myself and many others. I think it's great how smart of a series this is and you done a magnificent job with it... now hurry the frick up or I'll murder someone over a book.
It makes me hope that he comes out tomorrow and says, "You know what? frick it. I'm done. A Dance with Dragons is the last in the series and I'll leave it where you can use YOUR imagination and not mine to decide how it ends." Then he would release one more chapter sample where Melisandre saves Jon Snow, just so she could pull out a .357 and put a bullet in his head. THE END. Then everyone would be pissed off and I'd sit back and laugh because the people who complain about books not being published deserve every single fricking bit of it. I mean George has a life too. It's like people expect him to sit chained to a chair writing just so they can have enjoyment, but frick his enjoyment, he CREATED this world for people to explore, he doesn't deserve a damn thing.
Posted on 3/28/14 at 2:38 pm to thatguy1892
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And if people who are not novelist and writers that have no idea what it takes to write a series of this scale would shut frick up and quick complaining about a sequel to a book that was only released 3 years ago, maybe he could get something done. Seriously, have you ever written anything that was a 2000 page manuscript? I'll bet cool fricking mill that you haven't. You're complaining about someone who is providing you entertainment and enjoyment in a series that is 5000 pages long already and you probably didn't spend $100 to get it. This is what people sound like when they complain about this shite: "Thanks for a wonderful narrative that goes outside the box and brings enjoyment to myself and many others. I think it's great how smart of a series this is and you done a magnificent job with it... now hurry the frick up or I'll murder someone over a book.
It makes me hope that he comes out tomorrow and says, "You know what? frick it. I'm done. A Dance with Dragons is the last in the series and I'll leave it where you can use YOUR imagination and not mine to decide how it ends." Then he would release one more chapter sample where Melisandre saves Jon Snow, just so she could pull out a .357 and put a bullet in his head. THE END. Then everyone would be pissed off and I'd sit back and laugh because the people who complain about books not being published deserve every single fricking bit of it. I mean George has a life too. It's like people expect him to sit chained to a chair writing just so they can have enjoyment, but frick his enjoyment, he CREATED this world for people to explore, he doesn't deserve a damn thing.
Ya know....typically I would frown at a rant like this one. But, i'm actually in agreement with you.
It's a lot easier for all of his fans to say edgy things like "i wish this fat frick would get off his arse and write" than to truly understand how hard it is to undertake writing one of these books...let alone 7!
I don't want him to hurry up. I want him to take his time and make sure the book is perfect in his mind before he releases it because that's what I'm expecting. If he released anything less, I would be disappointed. I'd rather wait and be satisfied than for him to rush a release and be severely let down.
Posted on 3/28/14 at 2:41 pm to thatguy1892
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pull out a .357 and put a bullet in his head. THE END
Hell of a crackpot theory. I like it.
Posted on 3/28/14 at 3:42 pm to Cosmo
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Youre gonna be a CPA? Ive been looking for some baller loopholes, can I set up an LLC, buy a "company car" and write it off as a total loss year 1?
I would consult the Money Board
. And I don't want to be responsible for approving you to do something illegal at this point when I'm just getting certified . Look at what happened to geauxjudge. Have to have business ethics on this board. Posted on 3/28/14 at 6:05 pm to thatguy1892
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And if people who are not novelist and writers that have no idea what it takes to write a series of this scale would shut frick up and quick complaining about a sequel to a book that was only released 3 years ago, maybe he could get something done. Seriously, have you ever written anything that was a 2000 page manuscript? I'll bet cool fricking mill that you haven't. You're complaining about someone who is providing you entertainment and enjoyment in a series that is 5000 pages long already and you probably didn't spend $100 to get it. This is what people sound like when they complain about this shite: "Thanks for a wonderful narrative that goes outside the box and brings enjoyment to myself and many others. I think it's great how smart of a series this is and you done a magnificent job with it... now hurry the frick up or I'll murder someone over a book.
It makes me hope that he comes out tomorrow and says, "You know what? frick it. I'm done. A Dance with Dragons is the last in the series and I'll leave it where you can use YOUR imagination and not mine to decide how it ends." Then he would release one more chapter sample where Melisandre saves Jon Snow, just so she could pull out a .357 and put a bullet in his head. THE END. Then everyone would be pissed off and I'd sit back and laugh because the people who complain about books not being published deserve every single fricking bit of it. I mean George has a life too. It's like people expect him to sit chained to a chair writing just so they can have enjoyment, but frick his enjoyment, he CREATED this world for people to explore, he doesn't deserve a damn thing.
Posted on 3/28/14 at 9:48 pm to thatguy1892
Wow you care about this shite way too much.
Posted on 3/28/14 at 9:54 pm to tigerfan in bamaland
More than the people bitching constantly about how long they have to wait for the next book?
It's a tough call.
It's a tough call.
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