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re: Crackpot ASOIAF Theories SPOILERS

Posted on 1/22/14 at 10:52 pm to
Posted by kingbob
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Posted on 1/22/14 at 10:52 pm to
She turns back into a badass by torching the Khalasar with her dragon, she marches the Dothraki back to Mereen. Upon arriving, it's no more Mrs. Nice Khaleesi, she starts roasting people. She then takes that army back to Yunkai, roasts all of them, goes to Qarth, roasts them, and then heads East to Asshai. Roasts more people, lands in the Westerlands, and then goes on a crazy BBQing streak making Aerys and Aegon the Conquerer look like cub scouts playing with matches for the first time.

Oh, and she shags Jon in the process somehow bringing about his downfall.
Posted by Analyze That
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Posted on 1/22/14 at 10:56 pm to
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favorite female character


Didn't see this part, then yeah i agree they're top two.

WHo's your least favorite, Mel or Dany?
Posted by Analyze That
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Posted on 1/22/14 at 11:03 pm to
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She turns back into a badass by torching the Khalasar with her dragon, she marches the Dothraki back to Mereen. Upon arriving, it's no more Mrs. Nice Khaleesi, she starts roasting people. She then takes that army back to Yunkai, roasts all of them


I can see this happening


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goes to Qarth, roasts them


possible

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then heads East to Asshai. Roasts more people, lands in the Westerlands, and then goes on a crazy BBQing streak making Aerys and Aegon the Conquerer look like cub scouts playing with matches for the first time.


To me, it seems unlikely. Furthermore it would seem that a villan arc would undo all that GRRM has made her to be, and this theory seems to be more of fans trying to out GRRM GRRRM

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Oh, and she shags Jon in the process somehow bringing about his downfall.


There will be rioting in the streets if that happens.
Posted by ladytiger118
Member since Aug 2009
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Posted on 1/22/14 at 11:14 pm to
Cersei .

I actually came to like Mel a bit more after reading her chapter in ADWD. And Dany was okay before her crap chapters in ADWD; she was never my favorite, but I didn't dislike her either. Her ADWD chapters were shite though.
Posted by Analyze That
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Posted on 1/22/14 at 11:19 pm to
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Cersei


How did I forget that bitch?
Posted by ladytiger118
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Posted on 1/22/14 at 11:45 pm to
Good question . I'd say she's unforgettable but Dany's ADWD awfulness is that bad to where we forget about Cersei.
Posted by John McClane
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Posted on 1/22/14 at 11:56 pm to
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You can etch that in stone.


Calendared
Posted by ladytiger118
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Posted on 1/23/14 at 12:36 am to
Should we place bets on who will be the poster to start the thread?
Posted by Analyze That
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Posted on 1/23/14 at 12:38 am to
The one who started the boobs thread?
Posted by The Dude Abides
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Posted on 1/23/14 at 4:29 am to
The 18th was also my name day
Posted by glassman
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Posted on 1/23/14 at 7:17 am to
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Should we place bets on who will be the poster to start the thread?


Same name as a very goofy Seinfeld character?

Posted by ladytiger118
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Posted on 1/23/14 at 8:20 am to
Where has he been? He hasn't posted in here in a few days
Posted by glassman
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Posted on 1/23/14 at 8:32 am to
The lights in the guest house have been dark.
Posted by ladytiger118
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Posted on 1/23/14 at 8:39 am to
Posted by Hu_Flung_Pu
Central, LA
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Posted on 1/23/14 at 8:39 am to
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They all go crazy over the True Detective girl's boobs


Guilty.

Posted by ladytiger118
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Posted on 1/23/14 at 8:48 am to
And the thread's already on page 3 of this board .
Posted by Hu_Flung_Pu
Central, LA
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Posted on 1/23/14 at 8:58 am to
Been out of the GOT game for awhile. What's the scoop on Winds of Winter?
Posted by Analyze That
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Posted on 1/23/14 at 10:08 am to
work in progress, that is 1/2 finished.
Posted by ladytiger118
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Posted on 1/23/14 at 10:10 am to
Martin hasn't said anything; Liam Cunningham said Martin was 50% done back in March 2013 (10 months ago). Roy Dotrice said last month that Martin told him he has a new audiobook for him to do soon.

That's all we know .
Posted by Hu_Flung_Pu
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Posted on 1/23/14 at 10:21 am to
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Martin hasn't said anything; Liam Cunningham said Martin was 50% done back in March 2013 (10 months ago).


How in the fricks frick does it take so damn long to write a damn book. Does he not go off of momentum?
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