re: Crackpot ASOIAF Theories SPOILERS

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He's perfect for the character. frick the King!!

There is no way possible he's not the one to kill the Mountain

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frick the city. frick the Kingsguard. frick the King!



The Hound has some of the best lines in the books and show if you ask me.

S4 will have the "I should've fricked her bloody and rip her heart out!" line to goad Arya into killing him. The Hodors will probably freak out and say "The Hound is evil! He wanted to rape Sansa!!11 Sansa is a dumb bitch anyway and is nowhere near as cool as Dany and her dragons!!!11"

I always took that line to not just be a way for Arya to kill him, but also his regrets with Sansa. I think he regrets not being her true knight but that he wants her in a romantic/emotional/sexual way.

Good video about this:

Discussions with Mom; go to 20:50, 23:00, 31:00, and 34:00-the end

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ome fricking twat spoiled in the Golden Globe thread about Tywin's and Joffrey's death.

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If i were still a Hodor and read that..i'd be ready to throat punch.

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We'll see how much they like Dany after she sits in a pyramid for a season like a sanctimonious bitch.

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I really hope the Hodors start to hate her and that David and Dan don't sugarcoat the Mereen shitshow.

Also, Tyrion looks like he's getting a lot darker in the S4 trailer which is something I'm happy about. Although I fricking hated him in ADWD (his chapters should've just been "Where do whores go" like Hodor saying "Hodor").

Also, this video (if y'all have time to watch it) argues that Dany may bring the Pale Mare to Westeros and that she may not have her period but the Pale Mare at the end of ADWD. That's what she gets for being the "Mhysa" of Slaver's Bay.

Also, never thought about the Jon Snow connection either which is mentioned in the video below (oh and in another video they mention that Gregor Mendel was a pioneer in genetics; could Gregor Clegane been a production of genetic/cross breeding??)

Jon Snow (physician)--1800s doctor who learned about the sources and cures for Cholera, Anaesthesia treatments, and Epidemiology

Pale Mare, Greyscale, etc. diseases/plagues in Westeros

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Littlefinger will be killed by Arya.

It is known.

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You know nothing, volnavy.

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Beric Dondarrion has been brought back 7 times by a red priest, there just happens to be a red priestess who is kinda partial to Jon Snow, do the math.

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Stannis will be pissed when Mel goes for Lord Snow.

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Yeah, he prolly survived. Even though he was stabbed multiple times. Why not? And he is probably a Targaryen. Even though he burnt his hand on a lamp when saving the Lord Commander (pretty bad too) And he probably is an end character. (even though he may be dead).
Beric Dondarrion has been brought back 7 times by a red priest, there just happens to be a red priestess who is kinda partial to Jon Snow, do the math.

Sorry for multiple posts, a few days behind.

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As much as TV show only fans complain about GoT/GRRM killing every character, he really hasn't killed that many of the 'key' characters and most of the deaths facilitated the storyline. Look at the impact of Ned, Joffrey, and Oberyn's deaths. Each death set the series in a new direction plotwise as well as for the characters. Ned's death essentially set the whole story into motion. As for Joffrey, I'm sure George knew from the start that Joffrey wasn't end-game material and that he also wanted to speed up the other characters' storylines: Jaime continuing to redeem himself, Cersei becoming more crazy, Sansa's storyline finally moved outside of King's Landing into the Vale with Littlefinger (who I refer to as the main player), Tyrion becoming a much darker, disturbed character. And then with Oberyn's death George brings the Dornish into the main story, as well as 'killing' the Mountain and bringing Robert Strong into the story. Tywin's death sparks a lot of things too, mainly the descent of the Lannister rule and holding of King's Landing. The main Lannister line is also THIS close to becoming extinct as of the end of ADWD.

With that being said, there's a lot of characters who aren't dead. The Hound isn't dead, that's for sure. IMO his story isn't finished yet and I think he'll be back in the main story no later than the middle of TWoW. Davos wasn't dead either and he has a major role to play in finding Rickon. Jon isn't dead and will be brought back to life or out of his coma. Catelyn became undead after the Red Wedding for the purpose of killing Freys and making us realize that she's ruthless. Arya getting smacked in the head with the Hound's axe at the Red Wedding--Arya wasn't dead either.

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Posted by LSUfan20005 I can't wait for the Hodor reaction to Tyrion finding/killing Shae.

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My old roommates girlfriend adores her I can't wait to her how she reacts. I was a big fan of that whore so I was happy to see her go

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My old roommates girlfriend adores her I can't wait to her how she reacts. I was a big fan of that whore so I was happy to see her go

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Book Shae and Show Shae are really different.

I feel like they made show Shae into a bigger deal in the show than she was in the books..too much screentime. She was a lot sketchier in the books and she and Tyrion didn't seem as serious in the books. And that scene with Varys in the Mhysa episode... and the one with her and Ros "Don't trust her with him! I always look out for her"

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Tyrion didn't seem as serious in the books

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I don't know if I agree with that, he risked a lot bring her to KL.