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re: Crackpot ASOIAF Theories SPOILERS

Posted on 4/3/18 at 10:32 am to
Posted by jrodLSUke
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Posted on 4/3/18 at 10:32 am to
Has anyone cracked GRRM's latest tease on Not a Blog?

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Hiya, kids, hiya, hiya. Never mind The Count. Here's counting the Gremlin's Way. OFF WE GO!


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Even better!


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Ooops, ouch, ouch ouch ouch.



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Bing bang boom!


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One for all and all for one. The dragon has three heads. Plunk your magic twangers. I could tell you, but then I'd have to kill you.



It's happening?
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Posted by hambones
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Posted on 4/3/18 at 10:48 am to
No clue...
Posted by jrodLSUke
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Posted on 4/3/18 at 10:50 am to
Really? It seems so obvious.

Posted by hambones
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Posted on 4/3/18 at 10:53 am to
Seriously? Lol, it's going over my head.
Posted by jrodLSUke
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Posted on 4/3/18 at 10:56 am to
No, I have no fricking clue.

The numbers add up to 10, 15, 6, 10.

My most optimistic guess:

10/15 release date for Winds.
6/10 (2019) For season 8 premiere.
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Posted on 4/3/18 at 11:05 am to
or...

6/10 for the Targ book

and 10/15 for Winds!

Posted by memphis tiger
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Posted on 4/3/18 at 12:05 pm to
Or he’s just fricking with everyone and it all really means nothing.
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Posted on 4/3/18 at 12:15 pm to
It. Will. Never. Be. Published.
Posted by jrodLSUke
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Posted on 4/3/18 at 12:37 pm to
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6/10 for the Targ book

and 10/15 for Winds!

Ahhh, I forgot about the Targ Book.

I'd take it!

Anything to get Winds released in 2018. It's gonna such if he delays another year.
Posted by jrodLSUke
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Posted on 4/3/18 at 12:42 pm to
Some thoughts on the clues:

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One for all and all for one.

Quote from The Three Musketeers.
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The dragon has three heads.

ASOIAF (obviously)
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Plunk your magic twangers.

Reference to an obscure kids show in the 1950's.
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I could tell you, but then I'd have to kill you.

From the Hounds of the Baskervilles.
Posted by jrodLSUke
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Posted on 4/3/18 at 1:26 pm to
I found these quotes back on page 100

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And 100 pages.

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We did it boys and girls

We were so cute in 2012.

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Posted on 4/3/18 at 3:57 pm to
quote:

Has anyone cracked GRRM's latest tease on Not a Blog?



Of course. It’s merely just this:

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Posted on 4/3/18 at 4:29 pm to
Code cracked.
Posted by CottonWasKing
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Posted on 4/3/18 at 5:14 pm to
Posted by Sasquatch Smash
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Posted on 4/4/18 at 7:01 am to
It's either that or the address to the starting location for his next pizza crawl.
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Posted on 4/4/18 at 9:20 am to
GRRM's post is tagged "television", almost thought he might have finished something.
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Posted on 4/5/18 at 12:07 pm to
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Posted by jrodLSUke
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Posted on 4/5/18 at 12:08 pm to
TD Book Board Poll:

Who was the Alchemist - aka Jaquen H'ghar, aka Pate the Pig Boy - in AFFC Prologue?

We've already agreed that the Alchemist is a Faceless Man. So the question becomes: Who was the Alchemist before he became a Faceless Man?

For example, let's assume that Arya becomes a Faceless Man. The answer to who is Arya would be that she was a Stark, or a Lady of Winterfell, or a Princess of the North, or a hated enemy of the Lannisters, etc. These identities explain her motivations as an assassin.

Refresher:

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A young man’s face, ordinary, with full cheeks and the shadow of a beard. A scar showed faintly on his right cheek. He had a hooked nose, and a mat of dense black hair that curled tightly around his ears. - Prologue, AFFC

Which matches exactly with Jaquen's description in ACOK.

Pate dies in AFFC Prologue, then shows up in the last chapter, presumably as Jaquen in his Pate disguise.

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The novice in the room the whole time shows Sam to his quarters, finally divulging his name, "I'm Pate, like the pig boy."


A look at the clues and options for The Alchemist's past self:

(Another) Lost Targaryen?:

The entire Prologue chapter has one overriding theme - Dragons.

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“Dragons,” said Mollander. He snatched a withered apple off the ground and tossed it hand to hand. “Throw the apple,” urged Alleras the Sphinx.

“Dragons” is not only the first word of the Prologue, it’s all they talk about. Even Pate obsession with Rosey involves a "dragon".

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Pate: “I want my dragon.”
Alchemist: “To be sure.” The coin appeared.


Option 1 - Could the Alchemist be member of House Targaryen?

Black or red, a dragon is still a dragon:

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“Who are you?” Pate had demanded of him, and the man had replied, “An alchemist. I can change iron into gold.”

The Golden Company is a group of mercenaries with ties to House Blackfyre and uses the words ""Beneath the gold, the bitter steel".

Option 2: Could the Alchemist be a member of House Blackfyre?

Speaking of Iron and Gold:

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It almost sounded as if the nightingale were trilling gold for iron, gold for iron, gold for iron. Which was passing strange, because that was what the stranger had said..


Option 3: Could the Alchemist be an agent of the Iron Bank?

Alleras the Sphinx is Sarella of Dorne:

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The Sphinx is the riddle, not the riddler. - Maester Amon


Option 4: Could the Alchemist be a member of House Dorne?

The Alchemist could just be "No One" of importance:

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Pate: “I do not know you.”
Alchemist: “Nor I you.”
Pate: “Who are you?”
Alchemist: “A stranger. No one. Truly.”


Option 5: The Alchemist is The Stranger.
Posted by jrodLSUke
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Posted on 4/5/18 at 12:11 pm to
TD Book Board Poll: Who WAS the Alchemist?

Option 1: A member of House Targaryen?

Option 2: A member of House Blackfyre?

Option 3: An agent of the Iron Bank?

Option 4: A member of House Dorne?

Option 5: The Stranger?

Posted by OMLandshark
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Posted on 4/5/18 at 12:12 pm to
Sad that I had to google to remind myself who the Alchemist is.

But I think the actual identity of the Alchemist is irrelevant. He is No One.

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Option 5: The Stranger?
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