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Texas Special Teams Coach's Pet Monkey Possibly Attacked A Young Trick or Treater
© Michael C. Johnson-USA TODAY Sports
So, Texas Longhorns Special Teams Coach Jeff Banks and his girlfriend have a pet monkey that allegedly attacked a trick or treater on Halloween. Well, the monkey is actually owned by his stripper girlfriend named the "Pole Assassin" and the animal is part of her stripper act. Here's the best way to catch up on this craziness...
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(Barstool Sports)
Filed Under: NCAA Football

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ByUselves28 months
She could play more tricks on a 6" pole than her monkey can on her 20' pole.
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Are you admitting to having a six inch pole?
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TOSOV28 months
Hahaha this is awesome. Seriously he left his family behind back in bama for this ghetto Chula??? Her massive belly button probably mirrors her bung hole
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OzChuffnugg28 months
Built by Bama
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YMCA28 months
There is so much to unpack with this one. I don’t even know where to start. It gets even better when you read(try to read)her tweet replies about the situation. There’s no way anyone who talks like that should be caring for any living thing.
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Datbayoubengal28 months
There's nothing wrong with her speech, and if speech is a problem, then the majority of the south shouldn't own any damn animals, including farm animals.
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YMCA28 months
@datbayoubengal, I’m guessing you didn’t read her Twitter responses in the post up top by Drew Hamm. I got a headache trying to read that crap. I have no idea what she sounds like when she talks, but if it’s anything like she writes, she probably shouldn’t talk either. Also, you need to either get out more or just get further away from your house/neighborhood if you think everyone in the south talks funny or can’t write.
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TygerDurden28 months
You absolutely cannot make this shite up.
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kywildcatfanone28 months
Still don't get why millionaires have strippers for girlfriends.
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DivePlay28 months
Because most of them are garbage people who are sociopaths? Never ends well.
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Datbayoubengal28 months
Why does anyone have strippers or porn stars for girlfriends?
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TFH28 months
“Look at me! Look at me!” syndrome.
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