Here’s Dustin Johnson’s Menu For His Masters Champion Dinner

Can’t believe the term trashy hasn’t been used to describe this menu yet

Thought DJ was from South Carolina? Should've rolled with some low country shrimp-n-grits, Rodney Scott BBQ, biscuits, sweet tea and banana pudding.

I’m pretty sure that’s the same menu as last year and maybe the year before too.

Fuzzy Zoeller does not approve

Where are the lines of kakane?

Pigs in a blanket = kolaches

not sure how these compare to past years, but looks like a prototypical dinner served at a normal wedding in a CC event hall

Pretty milquetoast Ironically milk and toast sounds like a better desert than what he chose.

Sir, for your appetizer would you like the lobster fritters or the pigs in a blanket?

I prefer a menu that includes Paulina for dessert.