Here’s Dustin Johnson’s Menu For His Masters Champion Dinner

I prefer a menu that includes Paulina for dessert.

Sir, for your appetizer would you like the lobster fritters or the pigs in a blanket?

Where are the lines of kakane?

Fuzzy Zoeller does not approve

Thought DJ was from South Carolina? Should've rolled with some low country shrimp-n-grits, Rodney Scott BBQ, biscuits, sweet tea and banana pudding.

not sure how these compare to past years, but looks like a prototypical dinner served at a normal wedding in a CC event hall

Can’t believe the term trashy hasn’t been used to describe this menu yet

Pigs in a blanket = kolaches

Pretty milquetoast Ironically milk and toast sounds like a better desert than what he chose.

I’m pretty sure that’s the same menu as last year and maybe the year before too.