This Cyclist Had To Stop Mid-Race To...You Know...Poop

Classy Assy.

Really crappy situation to be in, but I doubt the cyclist gives a shite.

Was it really necessary to remove his shirt to take a shite? Or was that his makeshift toilet paper.

I feel sorry for the poor post race masseuse that gets to deal with that mess

At least he stopped. Those marathon runners that shite themselves mid race need to be disqualified or something.

Chapped

Nothing worse than poopin with swamp arse and then nothing but grass to drag your mud butt on, THEN jumping on a bike seat to finish out god knows how long of a race. Truly terrifying.

That stinks.