These new Nike shoes are going back to the future. Now you can lace up your shoes with an app on you phone (how lazy can you be?) with these new Nike Adapt BB with Auto-Lacing Technology for $350...

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What happens when your phone dies and you can lace up your shoes? Hey Nike, have you thought about that?!?!?

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SECdragonmaster•88 months

Do they have an app that will loosen Hope Beel's bikini top? Asking for myself.

JackieTreehorn•88 months

Great scott

Michael Hayes•88 months

I hate people.

Geauxboy•88 months

I can get behind this idea, Michael.

bengalbait•88 months

That has to be the dumbest thing I've ever seen. Just goes to show you some people have way more money than sense.

Fightin Okra•88 months

And, the idiots who can’t afford them will be first in line to get them

semperfitolsu•88 months

Not saying that I like the shoes but people do it every year when a new phone comes out. Just in the sense of buying something they don’t need to be the first in line for something new.

VoxDawg•88 months

I set the O/U on individuals shot upon these shoes being stolen from them at 6.

dehsloot•88 months

Technology is awesome. This implementation is useless.

Mr. Hangover•88 months

I really can’t stand the sound of shoes on a basketball court

PEPE•88 months

Humanity is long overdue for a plague.

Balloon Huffer•88 months

Sadly, most of the people that buy this expensive crap will be those that cannot actually afford it.

UGATiger26•88 months

Seems like it would actually take less effort to just tie your shoes the old-fashioned way. I mean, you still have to bend over to put them on your feet right? Might as well take care of it while you're down there. It takes literally 10 seconds.

utstnx•88 months

i know this was not the intention but.....if old people with back issues or arthritis..could get medicaid to cover this.....Some old folks would be walking around with some stylish kicks.

Loaner1231•88 months

And yet we're still waiting on real hover-boards.

Zzyzx•88 months

if somebody steals your phone while you're playing ball, are you stuck wearing the shoes forever because you can't get them off?

CaptainsWafer•88 months

Hell Marty had self lacing shoes in 2015.

TailbackU•88 months

Finally someone comes up with an app to tie your shoes! I was beginning to worry that we wouldn't completely devolve so far into stupidity so profound that we can't even feed ourselves.

Ripley•88 months

I think this is pretty cool. Is it needed? nope. But still pretty cool. Why does everything have to be so negative?

Da Joker•88 months

$350?? Couldn't have priced it any better myself.

Cobb Dawg•88 months

Yeah, 'cause who the frick wants to lace up dey shoes, na'mean?

ncinthenext3•88 months

Take that Big Baller Brand

Eli Goldfinger•88 months

Why would anyone want/need this?

WhoDatNC•88 months

This ought to help the obesity crisis.