Watch This MMA Fighter Knock Himself Out In 83 Seconds

You learn better throws in wrestling practice

I almost did something like that as a HS wrestler. I was getting rolled and tried to stop the roll with my head. Jammed my neck and though I was paralyzed for a couple seconds.

That has to go as a victory on his record since he ended the fight with a knockout. Or at least a tie.

"Got you right where i want you!" says inner self.

Bold strategy Cotton.

I think I used this move once to get out of sex with an ugly girl...

knocked himself out head first into a mat

Not his best go to move