Arkansas QB Brandon Allen Hired Masseuse To Enlarge His Hands
Matt Bush-USA TODAY Sports
Arkansas QB Brandon Allen thinks his 8.5 inches size hands will be a problem for NFL scouts. Teams look for QBs with hands 9 inches or bigger apparently. So he told Fox Sports he hired a masseuse to stretch those puppies out...

“It’s obviously something I can’t control,” Allen said, before adding that as part of his draft training process, the masseuse who helps the athletes with recovery has also been working twice a week on stretching out the QB’s hands “to maybe get another 1/2 inch or 1/4 inch here or there because the muscles in my hands were really tight and this can loosen them up. I have long fingers.

“It’s worth a shot.”
Sure, why not?

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LOL to Dignan
Reply62 months
Doug, Your prostate?
Reply62 months
When I want my hands to appear larger, I put them on my tiny penis. That usually does the trick.
Reply62 months
My masseuse enlarged something once
Reply62 months
Same thing happened to George Costanza...
62 months
Sounds like he's been beating his meat too much.
Reply62 months
can that masseuse lengthen something else?
Reply62 months
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