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They also have the Swedish bikini team passing out handies and bj's. There is a topless grill girl at the end of every isle handing out steak bites and beer

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What is this a metaphor for?

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The driver of that truck committed suicide in the truck at the end of that chase.

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I’m gonna start going into the girls locker room at work.

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Do people really think the Earth is round?

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Gonzales police are looking for a woman who picked up from a store parking lot the wedding rings of a California woman on Sunday, who had come to Louisiana with her husband to adopt a child, Lt. Steven Nethken said. No arrest will be made in the case, he said.

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While the husband was putting gas in the car, the wife took off her rings to put on hand lotion and put the rings in her lap. She later got out of the car, forgetting that the rings were in her lap and they fell to the pavement, he said.

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When investigators reviewed the video surveillance from the store, after the couple had driven away, they saw a woman pick up the rings from the parking lot. The woman is believed to be driving a silver, four-door Chevrolet Sonic, the lieutenant said.

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