Shrevepatch

“ Knox to Uhigh is real with him enrolling after Thanksgiving break as an NIL offer was presented to the family that wasn't matched from a competing high school in the Baton Rouge area.”

And most of you still fell for it. Words fail.

LSU 49
LaTech 7

(Halftime score is 49-0; BK empties the bench in second half and runs clock while simultaneously watching UF film).

P.S. Tech’s message board is as dead as Marley’s Ghost. Apathy reigns in Ruston.

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Hangovers seem to be worse in the mountains.

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Drink more water.

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McNese was running at Perkins and having success.

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Close enough.

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Pretty sure it’s on TigerVision

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I hear they’ve upgraded to cutting edge 720p cameras now, although there are a few glitches.

The sharps read tRant and learned Skenes will be on a hard pitch count.

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One of the dumbest games of telephone is how we got "sharks don't like the taste of humans"

Yes, sharks have been known to "spit out" humans after mistaking them for other animals they want to eat. This is because we're (some more than others...) not as blubbery or have the "texture" they are looking for or expecting. But just like us, they'll lower their standards if they're hungry enough.

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Seen one eat a rockin' chair one time.

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Burgess Meredith

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“He’ll knock you to tomorrow, Rock!”

My ND fan buddy HATES when they play service academies b/c their (usually overmatched) O-linemen have perfected the dark art of cut blocking—which of course greatly increases the risk of blown out knees on the D-line.

The applicable section of obscenity statute (14:106(A)(1)) defines obscenity as exposure of the naughty bits (yes I'm paraphrasing)
"in any public place or place open to the public view"..."which appeals to prurient interest or is patently offensive."

So even though the church was "closed" it's still a public place and was obviously open to public view, as a witness videoed the menage a trois. And yeah, a threesome on an altar is gonna be considered "patently offensive" anywhere in the USA, other than a few select parts of Los Angeles.