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[quote]Are our fans actually this dumb or are we being trolled by outsiders?[/quote] Yes. ...
[quote]Pretty sure it’s on TigerVision[/quote] I hear they’ve upgraded to cutting edge 720p cameras now, although there are a few glitches. ...
[quote]You can’t fix ghetto and crime.[/quote] That really sums it up. ...

re: Skenes starting a guarantee?

Posted by Shrevepatch on 6/22/23 at 12:41 pm
The sharps read tRant and learned Skenes will be on a hard pitch count. ...

re: A few over reactions tonight

Posted by Shrevepatch on 6/21/23 at 9:17 pm
Napalm douches for the lot of them. ...
[quote]One of the dumbest games of telephone is how we got "sharks don't like the taste of humans" Yes, sharks have been known to "spit out" humans after mistaking them for other animals they want to eat. This is because we're (some more than others...) not as blubbery or have the "texture" they ...

re: Rate the Walmart Swim Models

Posted by Shrevepatch on 3/31/23 at 2:49 pm
See "I'd rather jerk off," above. That being said, they're still light years ahead of actual W*M shoppers. ...
[quote]Burgess Meredith[/quote] “He’ll knock you to tomorrow, Rock!”...
[quote]Politics has melted some of you people's brains.[/quote] Among other body parts. But muh True Believer to the Cause. ...

re: LSU v Army

Posted by Shrevepatch on 12/10/22 at 5:29 pm
My ND fan buddy HATES when they play service academies b/c their (usually overmatched) O-linemen have perfected the dark art of cut blocking—which of course greatly increases the risk of blown out knees on the D-line. ...
1) Bama (and there’s not a close second) 2) MSU 3) Ole Miss 4) Arky 5) UF 6) Auburn ...
The applicable section of obscenity statute (14:106(A)(1)) defines obscenity as exposure of the naughty bits (yes I'm paraphrasing) "in any public place or place open to the public view"..."which appeals to prurient interest or is patently offensive." So even though the church was "closed" it's ...
[quote]He’s Jason Taylor’s son, fyi[/quote] And his mom is the sister of 7 time pro bowler Zach Thomas (LB for the Dolphins). Mason is definitely swimming in the deep end of the gene pool. ...
My secretary at the time, whose thoughts never strayed outside the box, put a big arse “Received” date stamp on the SI cover over Faulk’s left thigh and the Gator defender’s face mask. Still SMDH over that. ...
But he likes to sleep in on the weekends....
College men from LSU Went in dumb, come out dumb, too. ...
There’s a risk of getting teabagged if you pass out in the Krystal Burger on Bourbon but otherwise you should be fine. On second thought the FQ won’t be full of Bama fans so you’ll definitely be fine. ...
[quote]The mobility issues prevented her from swatting off the [b]biting roaches[/b], evidenced by hundreds of infected bites covering her body.[/quote] Wait....they bite?!?!...
[quote]And I don't really mind wasps or hornets that much. You'd think it would be the other way around given the respective dangers posed[/quote] Wasps or hornets are obviously a lot more dangerous but a cockroach's complete and utter repulsivness outweighs everything. ...