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re: My Disney world hack thread

Posted on 8/28/19 at 10:53 am to
Posted by Towelie
America's Wang
Member since Aug 2007
19251 posts
Posted on 8/28/19 at 10:53 am to
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Boo Krewe


Where do you work in Disney? Can we meet up?
I'm in Windermere.
I want to offer you some guidance.
Posted by AP83
Cottonport
Member since Sep 2009
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Posted on 8/28/19 at 10:54 am to
We went in March with the kids and it wasn't nearly as bad as I thought it would be. Wife had all the fast passes planned out, we packed lunches a few days and brought in some bottled drinks. Yes they give free cups of tap water but good luck getting your kids to drink that. Worst part was the drive there, it sucked. The parks experience was actually pretty decent. Also suck it up and pay the $50 to park right near the park. It's worth it when there is a mad rush to the exits at closing.
Posted by StealthCalais11
Lurker since 2007
Member since Aug 2011
12536 posts
Posted on 8/28/19 at 10:54 am to
quote:

Here is my hack.

1. Don't go to Disney world unless you have kids. If you have kids, just suck it up while you are there and let them enjoy it. Hopefully they will be happy with going just once.



I have a better hack.

1. Don't have kids.
2. If you forgo option 1, take your kids to better places & have higher quality experiences.
Posted by Boo Krewe
Member since Apr 2015
9810 posts
Posted on 8/28/19 at 10:54 am to
No I still love her but I don't see her anymore.
Posted by Boo Krewe
Member since Apr 2015
9810 posts
Posted on 8/28/19 at 10:55 am to
Selling churros at park
Posted by AbitaFan08
Boston, MA
Member since Apr 2008
27902 posts
Posted on 8/28/19 at 10:57 am to
I’ve always wondered what entertainment people got out of being a lousy troll online. I don’t get it.
Posted by The Spleen
Member since Dec 2010
38865 posts
Posted on 8/28/19 at 10:58 am to
If you take enough opioid painkillers, it makes the experience much easier to deal with.
Posted by Towelie
America's Wang
Member since Aug 2007
19251 posts
Posted on 8/28/19 at 11:40 am to
quote:

Selling churros at park


I used to sell ice cream at Epcot back in the day.
We should hang. I can be your mentor. I'll teach you how to get laid by tourist girls.
Posted by Boo Krewe
Member since Apr 2015
9810 posts
Posted on 8/28/19 at 11:59 am to
Dcp girls too please
Posted by LSUFanHouston
NOLA
Member since Jul 2009
40829 posts
Posted on 8/29/19 at 5:23 pm to
Hacks:

1) Plan your fastpasses early as possible in the day. Once you have used all 3, you can usually get more, one at a time. We've done 9-10 fastpasses a day with this logic.

2) Don't ever use a fastpass for a show, unless you have gone through all your scheduled ones, it's late in the day, and nothing else is available.

3) The Fantasmic dinner package is the tits. You get a good meal and don't have to wait in that crazy Fantasmic line.

4) Get breakfast reservations in the park as early as possible. Often you will be done your meal before the park opens, and you are already in the park.

5) If the park opens at 900, be in line at 830. They always let you in early

6) If you do a special ticketed event like Mickey's Halloween Party, you get access to the park starting at 4 pm even though the party might not start until 7. Don't burn one of your regular ticket days on this day. Go do something else, explore your hotel, sleep late, hit up a waterpark, etc.

7) Get the popcorn bucket. If you have snack credits, never use the snack credit to refill the bucket.

8) If you have snack credits, never use them for popcorn or drinks. There are plenty of resources out there showing you best snacks to get for max value.

9) If you have counter service credits and kids... you don't have kid credits and adult credits. You just have credits. 3 CS credits is more than enough food for 2 adults and 2 kids. Just buy an extra drink.

10) Always have a fully charged portable charger with you.
Posted by TheChosenOne
Member since Dec 2005
18868 posts
Posted on 8/31/19 at 7:15 am to
Bring a kid that’s too small to ride most of the rides and do rider swap. You can essentially double up on fast passes if you do it right. If you don’t have a kid, just grab one that looks lost and tell the people at the front of the ride that it’s yours.
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