re: You get to do a 30 second motivational speech to the USMNT before

I thought it was a joke but saw it was retweeted by Robbie. Then I chortled

Just let Zlatan come in and talk about how garbage he thinks Ronaldo is.

Done, next please.

Take Michael Bradley aside and show him a select 30s of his idol going batshit on Patrick Vieira for fricking with Gary Neville

"Here's the thing that makes life so interesting...
The theory of evolution claims that:
"Only the strong shall survive".
Maybe so, maybe so...
But the theory of competition says:
"Just because they're the strong doesn't mean they can't get their asses kicked"
That's right...
See, what every long shot, come from behind, underdog will tell ya' is this:
The other guy may in fact be the favorite, the odds may be stacked against you, fair enough. But what the odds don't know is this isn't a math test. This is a completely different kind of test. One where passion, has a funny way of trumping logic.
So? before you step up to the starting line, before the whistle blows, and the clocks start ticking, just remember out here the results don't always add up. No matter what the stats may say and the experts may think and the commentators may have predicted, when the race is on, all bets are off.
Don't be surprised if someone decides to flip the script and take a pass on yelling uncle.
And then suddenly, as the old saying goes, 'We've got ourselves a game'..."

I'd prefer it to be a half time speech...


The inches we need are all around us...heros are remebered but legends never die...pain is temporary pride is forever...45 minutes for the rest of our lives...chick's dig scars...cowabunga, USA, be a hero
I'm straight off that plane

Studios I bang

G's like I'm kicking that ball out on that green

I never claimed to be gangsta

You can bet that I'm real

When half of these gangsta's real is a three-dollar bill...

I'm BLESSED BITCH AMEN!!!

If you are flying Ray Ray down to Brazil screw the speech just have him stab Ronaldo.

Also here is a video of is kicking the shite out of Portugals neighbor, to the words of the speech above

LINK

As long as this speech isn't getting out! !!!

I go over everything, leave the room for 5 minutes, and Run back in : Eff Ronaldo, we gonna make him wish he was Ronoldo McCdonaldo by the time we get finnished kicking his arse, lets GO GO GO GO.

You need to, imho, cut past the awe that a few of our players might have for Ronaldo.

You need to vilify him a little, to place our players minds on doing their job without gawking at THE RONALDO.

GET STUCK IN.

SCREW RONALDO