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Serie A team blames witches on 0-points-in-12-matches start
Posted on 11/9/17 at 12:48 pm
Posted on 11/9/17 at 12:48 pm
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Benevento President Oreste Vigorito insists “we’ll stay in Serie A” and blames witches for their poor form so far.
The Stregoni have lost all 12 of their games so far this season, scoring five goals and conceding 31.
Though they lost in Turin on Sunday, the newly-promoted side took the lead and only lost 2-1 to Serie A’s freest scoring side.
“There’s so much praise from everywhere, but always without points,” Vigorito lamented, speaking to Gazzetta dello Sport.
“The blame lies with the malignant influences which have always been associated with this city… witches. Yes, it’s true. I’m superstitious.
“Seeing Juventus closing down the game and defending is like a moral victory, I hope we can get a real one against Sassuolo.
“One thing is certain though, we’ll stay in Serie A because we won’t give up.”
Vigorito’s reference to witches fits with Benevento’s reputation as ‘The City of Witches’, due to the legend that witchcraft was practiced there in ancient times.
Citizens used to leave brooms or salt on their doorsteps, as the witches could only come out at night and they’d be forced to count the fibres of the brooms or the grains of salt before entering, by which time the sun would rise.
For this reason, Benevento's badge contains the image of a witch on a broomstick.
Originally the city was named Maleventum, meaning ‘site of bad events’ but it was changed to Beneventum when captured by the Romans in 268 BC.
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Posted on 11/9/17 at 12:57 pm to WarSlamEagle
Now I have a Serie A team to get behind
Posted on 11/9/17 at 3:51 pm to WarSlamEagle
They are fricking awful. I've watched them a few times.
Posted on 11/9/17 at 4:13 pm to WarSlamEagle
I hope they are good enough to get promoted to Serie B.
Posted on 12/3/17 at 8:28 am to WarSlamEagle
Benevento gets their first Serie A point in their 15th match with a 2-2 draw vs. Milan.
Posted on 12/3/17 at 8:32 am to Mr Personality
So frick off, witches
Posted on 12/3/17 at 8:32 am to Mr Personality
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Benevento gets their first Serie A point in their 15th match with a 2-2 draw vs. Milan.
The keeper scored in the 95th minute
Posted on 12/3/17 at 9:29 am to TFTC
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The keeper scored in the 95th minute
Very fitting for this kind of team.
Posted on 12/22/17 at 6:20 pm to WarSlamEagle
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Benevento fans released a statement calling the players “unworthy little girls” and will go on strike in tomorrow’s match against Genoa.
“These little girls are often sent astray by their lives off the field and are coddled by those fans who are now ready to protest against them.
“We invite the supporters: don’t stop players in the street, don’t give them attention that they do not deserve and don’t ask for photographs that you’ll eventually regret.
“A player is a mercenary by nature, the child of vice that has nothing to do with passion or the jersey we support. Never cheer on individuals, it’s all about the jersey!
“We also urge the club to play the Primavera youth team, because seeing these little girls on the field is really frustrating and humiliating.
“We finally ask the players themselves to live a life on the straight and narrow off the field, because the jersey must be honoured as real professionals. You can lose, but lose with dignity.
“We are always here, beyond defeat, beyond humiliation and suffering, we are always here! We don’t care about the 90 minutes and the result, all we care about is Benevento and the jersey we have always loved.”
Posted on 12/23/17 at 12:00 pm to Mr Personality
Lol melt...
Can't they just be honest with themselves and admit they're not a Serie A club?
Can't they just be honest with themselves and admit they're not a Serie A club?
Posted on 12/23/17 at 12:31 pm to chalmetteowl
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admit they're not a Serie A club
But they are.
Posted on 12/23/17 at 1:32 pm to WarSlamEagle
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But they are.
In name, yeah
But lets be honest
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