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One rule to make soccer way more popular in America

Posted on 11/23/22 at 1:37 pm
Posted by Sgt Tuffnuts
Middle Georgia
Member since Jul 2022
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Posted on 11/23/22 at 1:37 pm
Don't allow the keeper to leave the leave the penalty area. There'd be way more goals and soccer would be way less snoozy, even for the purists.
This post was edited on 11/23/22 at 1:38 pm
Posted by Broski
Member since Jun 2011
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Posted on 11/23/22 at 1:39 pm to
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Posted by RandySavage
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Member since May 2012
35475 posts
Posted on 11/23/22 at 1:40 pm to
Your brilliant "Young Gunz" idea was much cooler.

Posted by BornKjun
New Orleans
Member since Apr 2008
1022 posts
Posted on 11/23/22 at 1:40 pm to
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Don't allow the keeper to leave the leave the penalty area. There'd be way more goals and soccer would be way less snoozy, even for the purists.


What happens if he does even if it's against your rule?
Posted by kengel2
Team Gun
Member since Mar 2004
33723 posts
Posted on 11/23/22 at 1:41 pm to
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Don't allow the keeper to leave the leave the penalty area.


Thats racist
Posted by Sgt Tuffnuts
Middle Georgia
Member since Jul 2022
2095 posts
Posted on 11/23/22 at 1:47 pm to
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Your brilliant "Young Gunz" idea was much cooler.


Lol, whatever man. The Young Gunz idea is transcendent and brilliant! The Young Gunz home base could be the National Training Facility in California and everything would be streamlined and it'd basically be like the junior national team. Most of all they'd all be training together and playing games together.

It'd be expensive and you'd have to come up with enough money to disincentivize them from playing in Europe, but America has a 20 trillion dollar GDP and there's no way it couldn't happen.
Posted by LNCHBOX
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Posted on 11/23/22 at 1:51 pm to
No one gives a frick about your once every 4 years suggestions. Soccer is perfect as is.
Posted by Broski
Member since Jun 2011
81206 posts
Posted on 11/23/22 at 1:53 pm to
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Lol, whatever man. The Young Gunz idea is transcendent and brilliant! The Young Gunz home base could be the National Training Facility in California and everything would be streamlined and it'd basically be like the junior national team. Most of all they'd all be training together and playing games together.



You know this already happened right?
Posted by RandySavage
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Member since May 2012
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Posted on 11/23/22 at 2:01 pm to
They didn't name it Young Gunz though and that's the key to its success.
Posted by crazy4lsu
Member since May 2005
39817 posts
Posted on 11/23/22 at 2:02 pm to
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Lol, whatever man. The Young Gunz idea is transcendent and brilliant! The Young Gunz home base could be the National Training Facility in California and everything would be streamlined and it'd basically be like the junior national team. Most of all they'd all be training together and playing games together.



Oh my fricking god.
Posted by Wait For It...
Member since Jun 2012
3528 posts
Posted on 11/23/22 at 2:10 pm to
Ok, thanks
Posted by magildachunks
Member since Oct 2006
35867 posts
Posted on 11/23/22 at 2:13 pm to
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They didn't name it Young Gunz though and that's the key to its success.




It will only work if they are also managed and operated by Rosey Finch Boyz
Posted by Sgt Tuffnuts
Middle Georgia
Member since Jul 2022
2095 posts
Posted on 11/23/22 at 2:20 pm to
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No one gives a frick about your once every 4 years suggestions. Soccer is perfect as is.


Out of every 97 Americans, 96 of them didn't watch the game against Wales, even though the World Cup only happens once every four years, so apparently there are some improvements that could be made.
This post was edited on 11/23/22 at 2:21 pm
Posted by Broski
Member since Jun 2011
81206 posts
Posted on 11/23/22 at 2:22 pm to
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Out of every 97 Americans, 96 of them didn't watch the game against Wales, even though the World Cup only happens once every four years, so apparently there are some improvements that could be made.



So when the England match sets all kinds of USA tv records, what will the excuse be?
This post was edited on 11/23/22 at 2:26 pm
Posted by magildachunks
Member since Oct 2006
35867 posts
Posted on 11/23/22 at 2:23 pm to
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Out of every 97 Americans, 96 of them didn't watch the game against Wales, even though the World Cup only happens once every four years, so apparently there are some improvements that could be made.



It was at noon during the work day.

How many watch mid week day time baseball games?



Posted by LNCHBOX
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Member since Jun 2009
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Posted on 11/23/22 at 2:24 pm to
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Out of every 97 Americans, 96 of them didn't watch the game against Wales, even though the World Cup only happens once every four years, so apparently there are some improvements that could be made.


Neat, no one gives a frick.
Posted by magildachunks
Member since Oct 2006
35867 posts
Posted on 11/23/22 at 2:24 pm to
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Wo when the England match sets all kinds of USA tv records, what will the excuse be?




This.


That game will be on a holiday for most people
Posted by TFS4E
Washington DC
Member since Nov 2008
14165 posts
Posted on 11/23/22 at 2:33 pm to
I don’t think keepers come out of the box that much for this to really make a difference. Sure you have some notable sweeper keepers (Neuer) but I’m really not sure this rule change would change much
Posted by LSUMJ
BR
Member since Sep 2004
20772 posts
Posted on 11/23/22 at 2:36 pm to
How does keeping the keeper in the goal area lead to more goals?
Posted by RandySavage
9 Time Natty Winner
Member since May 2012
35475 posts
Posted on 11/23/22 at 2:38 pm to
He probably is talking about the 6.
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