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Posted on 6/28/12 at 5:47 pm to RayFinkleTTU
Using a Balotelli quote from earlier this week as my new sig...just to be different.
Posted on 6/28/12 at 5:52 pm to WarSlamEagle
I'm having a tough time choosing between 3 quotes of his:
“Silvio Berlusconi says he is the best Italian talent. He’s wrong or he doesn’t know Balotelli.”
"Jack who? Wil? No, I don’t know him but the next time I play against Arsenal I will keep a close eye on him. Perhaps I can show him the Golden Boy trophy and remind him that I won it.’
and
“Every day I fight against Mario and sometimes I would like to give him a punch.” - Roberto Mancini
“He couldn’t. I do Thai kick-boxing” - Balotelli
“Silvio Berlusconi says he is the best Italian talent. He’s wrong or he doesn’t know Balotelli.”
"Jack who? Wil? No, I don’t know him but the next time I play against Arsenal I will keep a close eye on him. Perhaps I can show him the Golden Boy trophy and remind him that I won it.’
and
“Every day I fight against Mario and sometimes I would like to give him a punch.” - Roberto Mancini
“He couldn’t. I do Thai kick-boxing” - Balotelli
This post was edited on 6/28/12 at 5:55 pm
Posted on 6/28/12 at 5:53 pm to WarSlamEagle
I also like this gem
“If someone throws a banana at me in the street, I will go to prison because I will kill him."
Keep it up with Kicksandgiggs, I've read and enjoyed everything thats been posted on the site
“If someone throws a banana at me in the street, I will go to prison because I will kill him."
Keep it up with Kicksandgiggs, I've read and enjoyed everything thats been posted on the site
Posted on 6/28/12 at 5:53 pm to Dijkstra
quote:
“Silvio Berlusconi says he is the best Italian talent. He’s wrong or he doesn’t know Balotelli.” - Mario Swagotelli on Antonio Cassano
Posted on 6/28/12 at 5:56 pm to Bho
One of my favorite Balotelli rants:
quote:
‘What’s his name? Wil…? No, I just don’t know him, but the next time I play against Arsenal I’ll try to be careful,’
quote:
‘Maybe I could show him the Golden Boy trophy and remind him that I won.’
quote:
‘There’s only one that is a little stronger than me: Messi, all the others behind me.’
Posted on 6/28/12 at 5:57 pm to RayFinkleTTU
quote:
“If someone throws a banana at me in the street, I will go to prison because I will kill him."
Every time I read this, I start laughing. I feel like he's The Rock from his days as a bad guy. He is constantly dropping gems, and no matter how ridiculous he is, you just can't help but enjoy it.
Posted on 6/28/12 at 6:01 pm to Dijkstra
Posted on 6/28/12 at 6:34 pm to castorinho
I'm getting one of those hats!!!!!
Posted on 6/28/12 at 6:38 pm to castorinho
Posted on 6/28/12 at 6:44 pm to SuperSoakher
Awesome
Posted on 6/28/12 at 6:47 pm to SuperSoakher
Training and practice are for people who aren't already the best.
Posted on 6/28/12 at 8:01 pm to Dijkstra
My favorite quote by far is the one with Milner..
Milner: There is a good Balotelli and a bad Balotelli, either can show up.
Swag's response: Lucky him, He knows two Balotelli's.
Milner: There is a good Balotelli and a bad Balotelli, either can show up.
Swag's response: Lucky him, He knows two Balotelli's.
Posted on 6/28/12 at 8:02 pm to Dijkstra
Yall are missibg the best one. When his teammate said there are two Mario's a good Mario and a bad Mario he said this–
quote:
"Lucky him, he knows two Mario Balotellis,"
This post was edited on 6/28/12 at 8:04 pm
Posted on 6/28/12 at 8:06 pm to fouldeliverer
Missed it by that much
Posted on 6/28/12 at 8:07 pm to Jumbeauxlaya
Hah yep.
Posted on 6/28/12 at 8:08 pm to fouldeliverer
i really love this guy.
Posted on 6/28/12 at 8:11 pm to fouldeliverer
good taste though on the quote
This post was edited on 6/28/12 at 8:12 pm
Posted on 6/29/12 at 1:20 am to Jumbeauxlaya
Dear Soccer Board,
I come out of Summer Soccer Posting hiatus to direct you to other Swag quotes.
-Balotelli assesses Arsenal's Jack Wilshere. The man who finished runner-up for the coveted Golden Boy prize.
- What Balotelli allegedly chanted at Jenny Thompson, the prostitute Wayne Rooney slept with, in a Manchester restaurant
- After winning the Tuttosport Golden Boy award.
- After police demanded to know why a 20-year-old, who speaks faltering English, was carrying £5,000 cash in his back pocket aftrer crashing his Audi A8.
I come out of Summer Soccer Posting hiatus to direct you to other Swag quotes.
quote:
“What’s he called? Wil ...? No, I have not heard of him yet, but next time I play against Arsenal I will have to pay attention. Maybe I could show him the Golden Boy and remind him that I won it.”
-Balotelli assesses Arsenal's Jack Wilshere. The man who finished runner-up for the coveted Golden Boy prize.
quote:
“Our attack of Balotelli-Tevez-Dzeko is the best in the world. We are better even than Barcelona and Real Madrid, and certainly better than the Premier League leaders, Manchester United, whose main striker [ Wayne Rooney] has scored just three times this season. He is a very good player but not the best in Manchester. United fans stop me in the street and say, ‘Mario, come to us’."
quote:
"Roo-ney! Roo-ney! Roo-ney!"
- What Balotelli allegedly chanted at Jenny Thompson, the prostitute Wayne Rooney slept with, in a Manchester restaurant
quote:
"Who else would have won it other than me? There is only one [of the former winners] who is a bit stronger than me – [Lionel] Messi. All of the others are way behind me.”
- After winning the Tuttosport Golden Boy award.
quote:
"Because I am rich."
- After police demanded to know why a 20-year-old, who speaks faltering English, was carrying £5,000 cash in his back pocket aftrer crashing his Audi A8.
quote:
Man City boss, Roberto Mancini: “Every day I fight against Mario and sometimes I would like to give him a punch.”
Balottelli’s response: “He couldn’t. I do Thai kick-boxing”
Posted on 6/29/12 at 1:23 am to Ryne Sandberg
As a United fan, I should hate everything about the guy, but I just can't anyone with the balls of steel he obviously has deserves respect.
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