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If you could rename the MLS

Posted on 1/29/23 at 8:52 am
Posted by Alyosha
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Posted on 1/29/23 at 8:52 am
I remember when they announced the creation of the MLS, I didn’t really prefer the name, but couldn’t think of an alternative.

If you could rename it, what would you call it?
Posted by GhostofJackson
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Posted on 1/29/23 at 8:59 am to
MLS is fine. It's a lot of teams that need to change their name. Looking at you Salt Lake, Kansas City, DC, Atlanta, etc.
Posted by GhostofJackson
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Posted on 1/29/23 at 9:03 am to
Minnesota as well.
Posted by Alyosha
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Posted on 1/29/23 at 9:17 am to
They’re better than the cartoon names of Rapids, Whitecaps, Galaxy, Timbers, Earthquakes, Dynamo, Fire…
Posted by GhostofJackson
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Posted on 1/29/23 at 9:21 am to
No, those are typical American style names which are infinitely better than things that don't make sense. Real, Sporting and United have specific meanings that none of the MLS clubs qualify for, so it's cringey at best.
Posted by ShrevetownTiger
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Posted on 1/29/23 at 9:26 am to
quote:

They’re better than the cartoon names of Rapids, Whitecaps, Galaxy, Timbers, Earthquakes, Dynamo, Fire…


Totally agree. Some of those names are bad, especially Dynamo.
Posted by GhostofJackson
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Posted on 1/29/23 at 9:28 am to
Meh, more than half those goofy names have actual local relevance. I mean I don't see people complaining about the Jazz and Lakers names which weren't even changed when the team was relocated to an area where the name didn't make sense.
Posted by Alyosha
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Posted on 1/29/23 at 9:29 am to
I’ll give you Real Salt Lake, but…

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typical American style names

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cringey
Posted by GhostofJackson
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Posted on 1/29/23 at 9:34 am to
So what's United about Atlanta and Sporting about Kansas City? Do they field a basketball team I don't know about?
Posted by Alyosha
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Posted on 1/29/23 at 9:38 am to
They’re less goofy.
Posted by GhostofJackson
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Posted on 1/29/23 at 9:49 am to
Right. Maybe laughing stock of derivatives is more appropriate for MLS names.
Posted by Alyosha
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Posted on 1/29/23 at 10:31 am to
MLS is probably fine.

But if the league wants to be taken seriously then it needs to take itself seriously. Although mundane to some, just roll with the city names with maybe some variance to differentiate multiple clubs in same city or district/county. And if you’re going to add a name, avoid goofy names. Washington Football Team was better than Commanders.
Posted by ShrevetownTiger
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Posted on 1/29/23 at 10:55 am to
My problem isn't so much MLS, I really don't like nicknames for teams in any American league which is why I really loved Washington Football Team. I was hoping they would keep it instead of picking a nickname.

For MLS I think FC is fine, I get why Real and Sporting to a degree are kind of goofy though, but they are better than nicknames. It's just my opinion and I don't really care that much either way, I don't pick teams for their nicknames.

Edited to add that MLS is fine. Naming it Premier League or some other European league name wouldn't make sense because there are no other leagues below that are really associated with them.
This post was edited on 1/29/23 at 10:59 am
Posted by StraightCashHomey21
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Posted on 1/29/23 at 1:17 pm to
No the typical American style sounds cringe with soccer

But trying to be overly Euro in MLS is meh too

Funny you didn’t call out Seattle tho

Bc they are an FC
Posted by SabiDojo
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Posted on 1/29/23 at 2:09 pm to
I don’t mind FC in the name. Real or Sporting is kind of embarrassing tho .

Inter Miami I hate too.
Posted by GhostofJackson
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Posted on 1/29/23 at 2:58 pm to
Why does FC matter? Claiming football isn't really cringey.
Posted by SabiDojo
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Posted on 1/29/23 at 3:05 pm to
Yeah I agree, and the MLS isn’t the only league with weird names. There is a Barcelona SC in Ecuador and the crest is almost an exact copy. There is a team in Bolivia called Always Ready but honestly I think that name is pretty cool
Posted by GhostofJackson
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Posted on 1/29/23 at 3:22 pm to
Yeah but sometimes those names came about because of foundation reasons. I mean once again no one is crushing Young Boys for an English name, or the Barcelona straight up took the colors of Basel because they were founded by someone with ties to that club. All in all, the world of soccer is freaking weird.
Posted by Alyosha
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Posted on 1/29/23 at 3:29 pm to
Naughty Boys FC say hi.
Posted by SabiDojo
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Posted on 1/29/23 at 3:39 pm to
Yeah Sporting is common bc lots of those clubs are old and started out as generic recreational clubs. To see KC Sporting is just silly to me

I wish teams didn’t feel like they HAD to have the city in the name
This post was edited on 1/29/23 at 3:40 pm
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