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F### You Stoke - A Poem / Rant
Posted on 5/13/12 at 6:09 pm
Posted on 5/13/12 at 6:09 pm
You had nothing to play for, and yet you fouled and cheated your way to a tie... And now the golden child must play in the Championship.
Bolton had devastating injuries and and near-death experiences to contend with. You had Peter Crouch's face. Bolton were the emotional favorite. I mean, Fabrice Muamba almost died. He almost fricking died. But they never gave up. The mountain that Bolton had to climb was taller than Everest, yet the peak was in sight.
And they almost made it.
Almost.
And yet you were there to end their dream of staying up. The dream that the small guy can overcome endless adversity and strive for something greater than 2nd division football.
The dream that Stu Bear could yet again boss the PL midfield like the kilt wearing badass he is.
frick you Stoke. frick you a lot.
Fuuuuucccccccccckkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk.
Bolton had devastating injuries and and near-death experiences to contend with. You had Peter Crouch's face. Bolton were the emotional favorite. I mean, Fabrice Muamba almost died. He almost fricking died. But they never gave up. The mountain that Bolton had to climb was taller than Everest, yet the peak was in sight.
And they almost made it.
Almost.
And yet you were there to end their dream of staying up. The dream that the small guy can overcome endless adversity and strive for something greater than 2nd division football.
The dream that Stu Bear could yet again boss the PL midfield like the kilt wearing badass he is.
frick you Stoke. frick you a lot.
Fuuuuucccccccccckkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk.
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Posted on 5/13/12 at 6:15 pm to cwil177
Stoke's first goal was sketch as all frick and the foul that gave them the equalizing PK was not a foul.
Poor Stu.
Poor Stu.
Posted on 5/13/12 at 6:16 pm to cwil177
At least we don't have to hear Owen Coyle insert "the Barclay's Premier League" into every sentence next year.
(I hope)
(I hope)
Posted on 5/13/12 at 6:20 pm to TN Bhoy
At least we don't have oh wait never mind STFU.
ETA: And GDIAF
ETA: And GDIAF
This post was edited on 5/13/12 at 6:20 pm
Posted on 5/13/12 at 6:23 pm to cwil177
A fine prose poem. Denise Lermontov would be proud.
Posted on 5/13/12 at 6:37 pm to cwil177
quote:
uhh OHHH wha WUHHHH uhhh.... i just got off
Posted on 5/13/12 at 7:51 pm to S
quote:
Poor Stu.
Don't forget this guy:
This post was edited on 5/13/12 at 7:52 pm
Posted on 5/13/12 at 8:22 pm to NOTORlOUSD
Posted on 5/13/12 at 8:30 pm to NOTORlOUSD
Ream is not forgotten, but let's be honest, it's really Holden that can compete at PL level without a problem so the drop is really detrimental to him. A year in the Championship probably isn't a terrible thing for Ream (obviously PL would have been better but oh well). I hope this next year can be a recovery year for Bolton (and Holden), they gain promotion, and then Stu and Tim can be back and better prepared to kick arse in the PL.
Posted on 5/13/12 at 9:13 pm to cwil177
Poor Stu. I guess I'll have a boss go to team to get the "Raise a team up a tier" achievement on FIFA. Stu in the Championship... Yikes.
Posted on 5/13/12 at 9:18 pm to cwil177
"Ream is gone, but he's not forgotten / This is the story of StuBear Holden"
- Neil Young
- Neil Young
Posted on 5/14/12 at 2:53 am to Leauxgan
I don't see how Holden does anything but absolutely obliterate the Championship.
Posted on 5/14/12 at 2:55 am to Leauxgan
how long does Stu have on his contract? bc he has proven quality and can probably make it on another relegation level team next year
Posted on 5/14/12 at 8:39 am to chalmetteowl
His contract runs through 2013. It should be interesting to see what Stu does next year if Bolton doesn't make it back up.
Also, I think we can say that Stu could probably do pretty well for many EPL teams, and not just bottom feeders.
Also, I think we can say that Stu could probably do pretty well for many EPL teams, and not just bottom feeders.
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