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2015-2016 Leeds United Season Long Suicide Watch Thread

Posted on 7/3/15 at 12:08 pm
Posted by S
RIP Wayde
Member since Jan 2007
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Posted on 7/3/15 at 12:08 pm


Hey, why not start off the summer with another transfer embargo?

LINK

Furthermore, news today that academy manager Neil Redfearn who coached the first team most of last season and has helped developed all of the great homegrown talent over the last few years is leaving the club so there's that to worry about, too.

The cool thing is that we signed Chris Wood. He cost 3 million which is cool because Leeds hasn't spent that much on a player since 2002 (Nick Barmby FTW?) or something. He's from New Zealand though, so he probably sucks.

Without further ado, here's a look at our shitfrick team



#SQUAD

Gk- Marco Silvestri, Charlie Horton, Eric Grimes

D- Sam "please for the love of the game don't go" Byram, Giuseppe Bellusci, Scott Wootton, Liam Cooper, Sol "Para bailar la" Bamba, Gaetano Berardi, Charlie Taylor, Ross Killock, Jake Skelton

M- Alex "S's boyfriend" Mowatt, Luke Murphy, Tomasso Bianchi, Lewis " S's future boyfriend after Mowatt is sold off" Cook, Chris Dawson, Casper "Superman" Sloth, Alex Purver, Kalvin "future S's boyfriend potential" Phillips

F- Billy Sharp, Lee Irwin, Mirco Antenucci, Souleymane Doukara, Nicky "can't wait to get farmed out to some shite league two club on loan again" Ajose, Steve Morison, Chris Wood, Lewis Walters

Manager - Uwe Rosler

Preseason fixtures

10 July 2015 Harrogate Town (A)
15 July 2015 York City (A)
21 July 2015 Eintracht Frankfurt - in Austria
25 July 2015 Hoffenheim - In Lillestrom, Norway
1 August2015 Everton (H)

First 5 Championship fixtures

August

8 Burnley (h)

15 Reading (a)

18 Bristol City (a)

22 Sheffield Wednesday (h)

29 Derby County (a)

League Cup

13 Aug Doncaster (A)


Pron







Prediction

A cool 11th

Thanks for stopping by. Please do not sign any of the aforementioned "boyfriend potential" players or i will kill you.
This post was edited on 7/3/15 at 2:24 pm
Posted by S
RIP Wayde
Member since Jan 2007
173831 posts
Posted on 7/3/15 at 12:11 pm to
have an upvote
Posted by Vicks Kennel Club
29-24 #BlewDat
Member since Dec 2010
31264 posts
Posted on 7/3/15 at 12:21 pm to
Posted by S
RIP Wayde
Member since Jan 2007
173831 posts
Posted on 7/3/15 at 12:23 pm to
after reviewing the pic of lewis cook, the nylon to nip ratio makes me think he'd look kinda nice in an arsenal shirt. my dick can not can hard at the thought though, just flaccid.
Posted by St Augustine
The Pauper of the Surf
Member since Mar 2006
72492 posts
Posted on 7/3/15 at 12:55 pm to
Seems like yall are jacking up Byram price pretty high. I've seen 8M. Would assume that'll chase off anyone but big boys.
Posted by etm512
Mandeville, LA
Member since Aug 2005
21061 posts
Posted on 7/3/15 at 1:04 pm to
I love this threads debut every year
Posted by StraightCashHomey21
Aberdeen,NC
Member since Jul 2009
126858 posts
Posted on 7/3/15 at 3:16 pm to
Checking in for my obligatory

we all hate leeds scum
Posted by BraveTiger225
Atlanta, GA
Member since May 2008
17662 posts
Posted on 7/3/15 at 3:43 pm to
I'm here for you.
Posted by S
RIP Wayde
Member since Jan 2007
173831 posts
Posted on 7/3/15 at 3:59 pm to
lads, it's just man united

Posted by StraightCashHomey21
Aberdeen,NC
Member since Jul 2009
126858 posts
Posted on 7/3/15 at 9:20 pm to
That day never happened

Nice photoshop
Posted by Goose
Member since Jan 2005
22311 posts
Posted on 7/3/15 at 11:59 pm to
Posted by S
RIP Wayde
Member since Jan 2007
173831 posts
Posted on 7/4/15 at 8:17 am to
quote:

Leeds Supporters Sing "We All Hate Leeds Scum" 


Posted by S
RIP Wayde
Member since Jan 2007
173831 posts
Posted on 7/9/15 at 2:18 pm to
luke murphy out 7 weeks
Posted by jfturner212
1176 Bob Pettit Boulevard
Member since Nov 2004
5604 posts
Posted on 7/9/15 at 3:26 pm to


LINK

dat new shite.
Posted by S
RIP Wayde
Member since Jan 2007
173831 posts
Posted on 7/9/15 at 4:22 pm to
4,4,4,4,4,4,4,2,5,1,3
Posted by SouthOfSouth
Baton Rouge
Member since Jun 2008
43589 posts
Posted on 7/9/15 at 4:26 pm to
If your Leeds thread goes better than our Aston Villa thread, I may off myself...
Posted by S
RIP Wayde
Member since Jan 2007
173831 posts
Posted on 7/9/15 at 4:30 pm to
it did last year
Posted by SouthOfSouth
Baton Rouge
Member since Jun 2008
43589 posts
Posted on 7/9/15 at 4:35 pm to
I'm gonna say it's because championship has more games...
Posted by Goose
Member since Jan 2005
22311 posts
Posted on 7/10/15 at 3:37 am to
Leeds United vs. Harrogate Town this afternoon.

Sharp will be featuring, but Rosler said there are several clubs interested in him.

I have changed my mind about Sharp in the trade for Murphy... frick that. I think Sharp will score some huge goals for us this season. And if played in the right formation... hell he could be a 20 goal forward.

Also, at the kit unveiling Rosler was asked "If you could buy any player in the world, blank check, who would you sign?" Rosler answered, "I'd resign these four on long term deals (Cook, Mowatt, Byram, Taylor)"

Also was asked who was better Messi or Ronaldo... and to a crowd of Boos... he actually said Ronaldo
Posted by StraightCashHomey21
Aberdeen,NC
Member since Jul 2009
126858 posts
Posted on 7/10/15 at 4:02 am to
What ever happened to that mug like 3 years ago or so who said he was in the Leeds Service Crew that kept saying he would beat everyone up
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