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/r/soccer just went full retard on Jozy...

Posted on 4/9/14 at 7:02 pm
Posted by lesismeaurx
datdirtydirty
Member since Dec 2011
869 posts
Posted on 4/9/14 at 7:02 pm
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I would argue, but it's so damn funny.
Posted by cwil177
Baton Rouge
Member since Jun 2011
28426 posts
Posted on 4/9/14 at 7:05 pm to
Sunderland's assist leader ftw.





And as an Arsenal fan I laughed pretty hard at this one.
This post was edited on 4/9/14 at 7:13 pm
Posted by Jumbeauxlaya
LSU
Member since Jan 2011
18083 posts
Posted on 4/9/14 at 8:27 pm to
The only part I laughed at or liked was "keiran gibbs"
Posted by Shane4689
Wrong Way on a No Way Road
Member since Dec 2010
3150 posts
Posted on 4/10/14 at 7:17 am to
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Oh!!! Who Lives in the Box and Cant Make a Shot... Jozy Altidore! He Jogs Down the Side and Hits his shots Wide... Jozy Altidore! Looks Tall and Athletic but his Strikings Pathetic... Jozy Altidore Jozy ALtidore! Joooooozyyyy Altidore!


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The Polish, Jozyk Altidorski?


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Jozy Anti-Score?


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"Give me 10 Jozy Altidore's and Zinedine Zidane and I'll win the Champions League"


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Congratulations, America. Thanks to your shite player, /r/soccer actually unanimously agreed for the first time ever.


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Jozy Altidore, the guy is massive yet still manages to get barged off the ball by much smaller defenders

Posted by StraightCashHomey21
Aberdeen,NC
Member since Jul 2009
125398 posts
Posted on 4/10/14 at 7:24 am to
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The only part I laughed at or liked was "keiran gibbs"



they couldn't even get that joke right

he's to dark
Posted by rdw1690
Member since Mar 2010
6469 posts
Posted on 4/10/14 at 7:57 am to
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Jozy Altidore, the guy is massive yet still manages to get barged off the ball by much smaller defenders

This isn't even a true statement.

I'm hoping he has a good World Cup to get him out of Sunderland.
Posted by cwil177
Baton Rouge
Member since Jun 2011
28426 posts
Posted on 4/10/14 at 8:06 am to
I'm going to troll the frick out of Sunderland message boards when Jozy scores more in the group stage than he did all season with their shite-arse midfield.
Posted by Vicks Kennel Club
29-24 #BlewDat
Member since Dec 2010
31061 posts
Posted on 4/10/14 at 8:56 am to
Just made a reddit account and got banned from r/soccer.
Posted by cwil177
Baton Rouge
Member since Jun 2011
28426 posts
Posted on 4/10/14 at 9:09 am to
Oh dear. What did you do?
Posted by Vicks Kennel Club
29-24 #BlewDat
Member since Dec 2010
31061 posts
Posted on 4/10/14 at 9:59 am to
Just called them figs.
This post was edited on 4/10/14 at 9:59 am
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