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re: Y'all really think Trump was funny?
Posted on 3/15/22 at 4:17 pm to WildTchoupitoulas
Posted on 3/15/22 at 4:17 pm to WildTchoupitoulas
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Clinton as well.
Clinton was a POS.
On my first visit to the White House, we could not go over the thresh hold into the Oval Office. Not a tour you'll ever get without knowing the right people.
We went back during the Bush term and walked right into the room. Coming out and down the corridor, Escorted by six Marine Corps Officers, I had to say.
"I see the carpet was changed, couldn't get the Monica stains out the carpet."
They all bought my wife and I drinks at the Officer's Club when we got back to 8th and I. Couldn't stop laughing. Three had been in the White House when the Clinton's were there. They dreaded hearing Hillary coming down the hall .....
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Posted on 3/15/22 at 4:45 pm to Beaver Bandit
Trump and Reagan were the two funniest Presidents ever. Both had next level comedic instincts. Different styles, no question, but absolutely those 2 are the best.
Posted on 3/15/22 at 5:03 pm to SouthEasternKaiju
We really lived through the best of times with Trump
Posted on 3/15/22 at 5:03 pm to Beaver Bandit
quote:He was/is hilarious.
Y'all really think Trump was funny?
I was a Rand Paul supporter at the time this occurred:
TRUMP: "First of all Rand Paul shouldn't even be on this stage, he's got 1% in the polls."
PAUL: "Do we want someone with that kind of character? With that kind of careless language? I think there's a sophomoric quality about Mr. Trump … about his visceral response to attack people on their appearance, short, tall, fat ugly."
TRUMP: “I never attacked him or his looks, and believe me, there’s plenty of subject matter right there.”
MsNC and I both LOL'd at that. MsNC laughed to the point of tears. Anyone who doesn't think that was funny has no sense of humor. Even Paul chuckled.
Posted on 3/15/22 at 5:18 pm to NashvilleTider
Liked Reagan and Biden saying the exact same joke (Biden can't NOT stop plagiarizing) video, at the graduation of the Coast Guard cadets.
Reagan told the joke with perfect timing, while Joe utterly butchered it.
Crowd genuinely laughed, while Joe got crickets, and then old man yelled at everyone " It's funny! Laugh! "
Reagan told the joke with perfect timing, while Joe utterly butchered it.
Crowd genuinely laughed, while Joe got crickets, and then old man yelled at everyone " It's funny! Laugh! "
Posted on 3/15/22 at 6:18 pm to Beaver Bandit
Calvin Coolidge was quite but had a dry sense of humor
Reporter asked why he wasn’t running for president again.
Coolidge: “Because there’s no chance of advancement”
Reporter asked "I have a wager on with the boys back at the paper, who bet me I couldn't get you to say three words to me!"
Coolidge: "You lose."
After he went to a opera he was asked “What do you think of the singers execution”
Coolidge: “I’m all for it”
When someone complained to him about his habitual silence
Coolidge: "Well, I found out early in life that you didn't have to explain something you hadn't said."
College was asked why was there unemployment
Coolidge: “When large numbers of men are unable to find work, unemployment results."
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“Some people are suffering from lack of work, some from lack of water, many more from lack of wisdom”
One day President Coolidge and Mrs. Coolidge were visiting a government farm. Soon after their arrival they were taken off on separate tours. When Mrs. Coolidge passed the chicken pens she paused to ask the man in charge if the rooster copulates more than once each day. "Dozens of times," was the reply. "Please tell that to the President,"
When he passed the pens and was told about the roosters, he asked, "Same hen every time?" "Oh no, Mr. President, a different one each time." Coolidge nodded slowly, then said, "Tell that to Mrs. Coolidge."
Reporter asked why he wasn’t running for president again.
Coolidge: “Because there’s no chance of advancement”
Reporter asked "I have a wager on with the boys back at the paper, who bet me I couldn't get you to say three words to me!"
Coolidge: "You lose."
After he went to a opera he was asked “What do you think of the singers execution”
Coolidge: “I’m all for it”
When someone complained to him about his habitual silence
Coolidge: "Well, I found out early in life that you didn't have to explain something you hadn't said."
College was asked why was there unemployment
Coolidge: “When large numbers of men are unable to find work, unemployment results."
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“Some people are suffering from lack of work, some from lack of water, many more from lack of wisdom”
One day President Coolidge and Mrs. Coolidge were visiting a government farm. Soon after their arrival they were taken off on separate tours. When Mrs. Coolidge passed the chicken pens she paused to ask the man in charge if the rooster copulates more than once each day. "Dozens of times," was the reply. "Please tell that to the President,"
When he passed the pens and was told about the roosters, he asked, "Same hen every time?" "Oh no, Mr. President, a different one each time." Coolidge nodded slowly, then said, "Tell that to Mrs. Coolidge."
Posted on 3/15/22 at 6:56 pm to WildTchoupitoulas
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Biden is funny in a special kind of way.
If Biden were actually how he's characterized, "listen here jack" - he'd be really entertaining. Sadly that's about 1% of his personality and the rest is just bizarre senility
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