Who should be Minority Leadership in the Senate?

Kick off the whole team. Especially Barrasso. My suggestions:

• John Thune (SD) — Minority Leader - replaced by Ron Johnson who is apparently campaigning for it and at least has somewhat of a plan.

• John Barrasso (WY) — Minority Whip. Replaced by Harriet Hageman. Who was just elected and this would be delicious. I hate fricking Barrasso ALMOST as much as Thune. If there’s someone better than Hageman, fine. But this would make me happy. It would make me happy if she’s anywhere in R leadership. Because she’s awesome and finding out this morning that she’s now a Senator is the best news I’ve heard since Tuesday.

• Tom Cotton (AR) — Conference Chair. Should be banished to the Wildnerness and replaced by Rick Scott.

• Shelley Moore Capito (WV). fricking useless. Current Policy Chair. Replace her with Mike Lee.

• Tim Scott (SC)- fricking useless at getting people ELECTED. He can just go be closeted gay married to his white beard lady somewhere else. Who should replace him? Because he needs to be fired before he further fricks up 2028

• Lisa Murkowski (AK) — Appropriations ranking member. Kick her arse OUT of the Republican conference and off of all committees altogether. Replace her with Tim Burchett bc we all know Marsha is going to appoint him.

• Mike Crapo (ID) — Finance ranking member. Replace him with Kennedy. Or Rand. Just go away.

• James Lankford - Republican Conference Vice Chair. I don’t even know what a vice Chair even does, but his weird arse has got to go. Put Harriet there if there’s someone better than the ever-useless Barrasso.