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re: Wanna Talk about the Drowned Paddleboarder Found on Obama's Property on Martha's Vineyard?
Posted on 7/25/23 at 6:59 am to cajunangelle
Posted on 7/25/23 at 6:59 am to cajunangelle
quote:
Heather Mullins @TalkMullins This is the former White House chef, Tafari Campbell, who just drowned at the Obamas residence on Martha’s Vineyard after working as their personal chef since leaving the WH.
Was BO having an affair?
Was Big Mike angry?
Or was this just a Clintonesque accident?
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Posted on 7/25/23 at 7:00 am to VoxDawg
Do you think he grilled the 65,000.00 hot dogs
Posted on 7/25/23 at 7:00 am to AggieHank86
quote:
The 911 call was at 7:46pm, meaning that he went under some time before that. Let’s say 7:30pm. Sunset was at 8:08pm. It was not even twilight or dusk yet. It was the golden hour.
Okay.
Still…
quote:
A man that admits he can’t swim Does not go paddle boating at the golden hour (or a little before).
FIFY
This post was edited on 7/25/23 at 7:02 am
Posted on 7/25/23 at 7:06 am to VoxDawg
quote:
Another paddleboarder had been with the male at the time and saw him go under the water.
Posted on 7/25/23 at 7:07 am to Rebel
quote:
Odds are thus about 100:1 that they did not.
I suspect the above statement will become the next TD '350'...
Hank is an idiot.
Posted on 7/25/23 at 7:22 am to crazy4lsu
Q did tell us to watch the water.
Posted on 7/25/23 at 7:32 am to jimmy the leg
quote:Read the posts above. He learned to swim after making those tweets. He even posted his times on various strokes.
man that admits he can’t swim
He was a weak swimmer who was overconfident in his new skills. He fell off his paddle board, panicked, went under and drowned.
OR he was a married man with two children who was ACTUALLY the down-low gay lover of a former US President and/or the President”’s secretly-transgender spouse who was murdered IN BROAD DAYLIGHT and IN PUBLIC as part of some ill-defined conspiracy to prevent him from spilling the beans on the Obamas. Since this all happened in full view of the public, presumably a purple-haired LGBT Navy SEAL under orders from the woke pentagon clandestinely approached his board on scuba, reached up, grabbed his ankle and drug him to a watery death, then executed an exfil as the area flooded with first responders and search/rescue personnel who were called to the scene by a member of the conspiracy.
One of those explanations is reasonable. The other … less so.
Both technically possible. Is one more statistically-likely than the other? Yes.
This post was edited on 7/25/23 at 7:49 am
Posted on 7/25/23 at 7:38 am to AggieHank86
quote:
One of those explanations is reasonable. The other … less so.
I can’t Imagine being hardwired to view the world in the manner that you do. I’m convinced that you are on the spectrum. arse burgers is my guess.
Posted on 7/25/23 at 7:38 am to AggieHank86
quote:
Is one more statistically-likely than the other? Yes.
Can you give us some odds?
In the post above that showed the Twitter video, his "new skills" were at least four years old....
Posted on 7/25/23 at 7:40 am to jimmy the leg
quote:
I can’t Imagine being hardwired to view the world in the manner that you do. I’m convinced that you are on the spectrum. arse burgers is my guess.
Posted on 7/25/23 at 7:41 am to jimmy the leg
quote:
arse burgers is my guess.
You're posting to AggieHank...arse-weiners is far more likely.
Posted on 7/25/23 at 7:46 am to jimmy the leg
Sometimes, I must remind myself that I am dealing with an entire room full of people who truly believe that the second possibility is the more likely.
The insane seldom realize that they are insane.
The insane seldom realize that they are insane.
This post was edited on 7/25/23 at 7:47 am
Posted on 7/25/23 at 7:47 am to jimmy the leg
quote:Of course not. You lack both the intelligence and the mental agility to imagine such a thing.
can’t Imagine being hardwired to view the world in the manner that you do.
This post was edited on 7/25/23 at 8:02 am
Posted on 7/25/23 at 7:49 am to AggieHank86
Smartest squid in the room, huh sHank?
Posted on 7/25/23 at 7:55 am to AggieHank86
quote:
The insane seldom realize that they are insane.
So true.
Posted on 7/25/23 at 7:56 am to VoxDawg
Posted on 7/25/23 at 8:04 am to AggieHank86
you could leave the room and be happier
Posted on 7/25/23 at 8:04 am to AggieHank86
quote:
The insane seldom realize that they are insane.
correct,
so you really should get some professional help
come to grips with who you are
Posted on 7/25/23 at 8:06 am to AggieHank86
quote:
Of course not. You lack both the intelligence and the mental agility to imagine such a thing
100:1
share your initial math for determining the uncertainties?
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