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re: Tim Allen telling it like it is...

Posted on 8/29/20 at 11:39 am to
Posted by upgrayedd
Lifting at Tobin's house
Member since Mar 2013
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Posted on 8/29/20 at 11:39 am to
quote:

So, how much of these are true?

I see these email messages from both sides and most are full of crap.


One thing is true - there's a 0.0% chance Tim Allen wrote a word of that shitty chain email directed at gullible boomers
Posted by NakaTrash
Texas Hill Country
Member since Dec 2013
6139 posts
Posted on 8/29/20 at 11:44 am to


Guest starring Hidin’ Biden As Wilson
This post was edited on 8/29/20 at 11:45 am
Posted by Bass Tiger
Member since Oct 2014
53597 posts
Posted on 8/29/20 at 11:54 am to
quote:

From :Tim Allen Here are some interesting points to think about prior to 2020, especially to my friends on the fence, like moderate Democrats, Libertarians and Independents and the never Trump Republicans and those thinking of "walking away" from the Democratic party. Women are upset at Trump’s naughty words -- they also bought 80 million copies of 50 Shades of Gray. Not one feminist has defended Sarah Sanders. It seems women’s rights only matter if those women are liberal. No Border Walls. No voter ID laws. Did you figure it out yet? But wait... there's more. Chelsea Clinton got out of college and got a job at NBC that paid $900,000 per year. Her mom flies around the country speaking out about white privilege. And just like that, they went from being against foreign interference in our elections to allowing non-citizens to vote in our elections. President Trump’s wall costs less than the Obamacare website. Let that sink in, America. We are one election away from open borders, socialism, gun confiscation, and full-term abortion nationally. We are fighting evil. They sent more troops and armament to arrest Roger Stone than they sent to defend Benghazi. 60 years ago, Venezuela was 4th on the world economic freedom index. Today, they are 179th and their citizens are dying of starvation. In only 10 years, Venezuela was destroyed by democratic socialism. Russia donated $0.00 to the Trump campaign. Russia donated $145,600,000 to the Clinton Foundation. But Trump was the one investigated! Nancy Pelosi invited illegal aliens to the State of the Union. President Trump Invited victims of illegal aliens to the State of the Union. Let that sink in. A socialist is basically a communist who doesn’t have the power to take everything from their citizens at gunpoint ... Yet! How do you walk 3000 miles across Mexico without food or support and show up at our border 100 pounds overweight and with a cellphone? Alexandria Ocasio Cortez wants to ban cars, ban planes, give out universal income and thinks socialism works. She calls Donald Trump crazy. Bill Clinton paid $850,000 to Paula Jones To get her to go away. I don’t remember the FBI raiding his lawyer’s office. I wake up every day and I am grateful that Hillary Clinton is not the president of the United States of America. The same media that told me Hillary Clinton had a 95% chance of winning now tells me Trump’s approval ratings are low. “The problem with socialism is that sooner or later you run out of other people’s money.”— Margaret Thatcher Maxine Waters opposes voter ID laws; She thinks that they are racist. You need to have a photo ID to attend her town hall meetings. President Trump said — "They’re not after me. They’re after you. I’m just in their way." Read that again. Pass along these truths!


Sonafabitch!! Our rockstar press secretary Kayleigh should ask permission from Mr Allen and just read this at the end of one of her mic drop pressers.
Posted by BayouCowboy
Member since Dec 2012
16403 posts
Posted on 8/29/20 at 12:18 pm to
It wasn't written by THE Tim Allen, but another Tim Allen:

quote:

A jewelry technician from Virginia also named Tim Allen posted an identical statement Aug. 25, 2019. Allen from Virginia did not respond to USA TODAY's request for comment.

"This statement was not written by my client, the actor Tim Allen," Marleah Leslie, publicist for the "Last Man Standing" and "Home Improvement" actor, told USA TODAY Wednesday.

USA Today

Still all true though.
Posted by Nado Jenkins83
Land of the Free
Member since Nov 2012
64825 posts
Posted on 8/29/20 at 12:22 pm to
Because it wasn't really spent on any kind of product. It was just handouts of taxpayer money to friends.
Posted by go_tigres
Member since Sep 2013
5429 posts
Posted on 8/29/20 at 12:23 pm to
quote:

Lol....go figure....asking others to do research on facts because you are to fricking lazy to actually do it yourself.


These folks here are also known as democrats.
Posted by Sid in Lakeshore
Member since Oct 2008
41956 posts
Posted on 8/29/20 at 12:31 pm to
quote:

The website thing can’t be real


Do you not remember the fiasco that the ACA website roll-out was?

I mean it was a little more than just a website, it was supposed to be how everyone enrolled in the plan, but is was SNAFU.
Posted by NC_Tigah
Make Orwell Fiction Again
Member since Sep 2003
135338 posts
Posted on 8/29/20 at 1:02 pm to
quote:

Tim Allen telling it like it is...
Good post, but not from this Tim Allen:


It is from this Tim Allen:

He's a jeweler in Va.
Posted by xxTIMMYxx
Member since Aug 2019
17562 posts
Posted on 8/29/20 at 1:04 pm to
NM
This post was edited on 8/29/20 at 1:06 pm
Posted by ColoradoTiger1987
Tampa
Member since Jan 2019
1645 posts
Posted on 8/29/20 at 1:19 pm to
quote:

Bloomberg reported O-care website at 2.1 billion dollars, so far. That was Sep 2014.


I’m trying to wrap my head around how a website can cost 2.1 billion dollars. Sounds like a slush fund.
Posted by HubbaBubba
North of DFW, TX
Member since Oct 2010
50715 posts
Posted on 8/29/20 at 1:19 pm to
Posted by gthog61
Irving, TX
Member since Nov 2009
71001 posts
Posted on 8/29/20 at 1:22 pm to
quote:

if you've never tried to get through an airport with a balloon full of coke up your arse can you really say you've lived a full life?



You better deflect from the actual subject of the thread.

You need to get over to the 90% false positives thread and deflect from that too.
Posted by joeyjoejoeshabadoo
DeRidder
Member since Aug 2020
436 posts
Posted on 8/29/20 at 1:28 pm to
Tim Allen the jewelry technician at Jared
This post was edited on 8/29/20 at 4:12 pm
Posted by piggilicious
Member since Jan 2011
37310 posts
Posted on 8/29/20 at 1:28 pm to
quote:

Women are upset at Trump’s naughty words -- they also bought 80 million copies of 50 Shades of Gray.


I like the overall but I’d change this to:

quote:

Some women are pretending to be upset


We all know or should know that women can be as foul, raunchy and crude as men. For myself- the words may not come out of my mouth all of the time but I feel certain my mind is just as big of a gutter as any man I know.

That said, the 50 shades part was kind of a low blow. I didn’t even finish the first book,
Posted by Buckeye Jeaux
Member since May 2018
17756 posts
Posted on 8/29/20 at 1:28 pm to
quote:

Women are upset at Trump’s naughty words -- they also bought 80 million copies of 50 Shades of Gray.
Posted by Tigerhalen
Member since May 2020
982 posts
Posted on 8/29/20 at 2:00 pm to
Needs to be posted every day on multiple platforms, just to remind us.
Posted by Ancient Astronaut
Member since May 2015
37114 posts
Posted on 8/29/20 at 3:02 pm to
Can you imagine if that thing bursted? Yikes!
Posted by AJerseyTiger
Jersey
Member since Aug 2020
83 posts
Posted on 8/29/20 at 3:59 pm to
Fw: fw: fw: fw
Posted by Choctaw
Pumpin' Sunshine
Member since Jul 2007
77774 posts
Posted on 8/29/20 at 4:03 pm to
It was a joke people. Relax.

I figured people on this board would know my stance by now
Posted by Capstone2017
I love lead paint- PokeyTiger
Member since Dec 2013
2235 posts
Posted on 8/29/20 at 4:03 pm to
Lol the boomers on here love it and are upset at you.
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