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re: This is Democrat Benjamin Schauer, who is running for the Iowa State House

Posted on 12/17/25 at 7:43 am to
Posted by stout
Porte du Lafitte
Member since Sep 2006
179606 posts
Posted on 12/17/25 at 7:43 am to
Big John is decently proportioned because he is a large man

The other dude is pure lard, and it's all in his belly
Posted by SallysHuman
Lady Palmetto Bug
Member since Jan 2025
14562 posts
Posted on 12/17/25 at 7:44 am to
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He must be in the Fitness Protection Program.


Posted by jrobic4
Baton Rouge
Member since Aug 2011
12181 posts
Posted on 12/17/25 at 7:58 am to
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6'8" or 6'9


Doesn't mean he's not fat, but not even close to the same level of morbid obesity
Posted by Cregg
Orange Beach
Member since Jul 2017
2384 posts
Posted on 12/17/25 at 8:03 am to
I worked with a guy that ended up getting to 540lb before he lost weight. Every day at lunch I watched that man eat a large pizza from Hungry Howie's and a 2 liter of Mountain Dew. You gotta be an absolute fricking pig to get that big. He got to where he couldn't drive because he would randomly fall asleep. He's down to 220lb now so it can be done if you really want it.
Posted by Ace Midnight
Between sanity and madness
Member since Dec 2006
94782 posts
Posted on 12/17/25 at 8:48 am to
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Doesn't mean he's not fat, but not even close to the same level of morbid obesity


Kind of is. 6'8", 500 pounds is a BMI of 54.9 - off the charts obese.

To be "merely" (or slightly, if you will) obese at 6'8", one would have to be 273.
Posted by HubbaBubba
North of DFW, TX
Member since Oct 2010
50939 posts
Posted on 12/17/25 at 9:08 am to
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Definitely a bottom because he would get manslaughter charge as a top.
Maybe, but man, that's gotta be like humping a whale. Gross
Posted by Beer did clam
BatonRouge where CATS are RATZ
Member since Oct 2009
1501 posts
Posted on 12/17/25 at 9:35 am to
Fatty and Skinny
Laying in bed
Fatty rolled over
And Skinny is dead.
Posted by jrobic4
Baton Rouge
Member since Aug 2011
12181 posts
Posted on 12/17/25 at 10:42 am to
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same level of


Does not mean "NOT"
Posted by alphaandomega
Tuscaloosa-Here to Serve
Member since Aug 2012
16710 posts
Posted on 12/17/25 at 11:27 am to
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How is he still that fat now that the fat shot is a thing? Must be too lazy to take it daily


He isnt lazy. It takes a lot of effort to eat 8 large pizzas, 12 big macs, and 6 dozen donuts a day. 90% of his awake time must be spent eating.

Those poor shoes.

I bet he could even eat the "wafer thin mint" at the end of his meal.

Posted by teke184
Zachary, LA
Member since Jan 2007
103139 posts
Posted on 12/17/25 at 11:30 am to
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That dude hasn’t seen his dick in at least 10 years.


Bet he’s seen someone else’s dick.
Posted by La Place Mike
West Florida Republic
Member since Jan 2004
30909 posts
Posted on 12/17/25 at 11:39 am to


This picture was taken right before he ate the Christmas tree.
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