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Ted Cruz Says All His Haters Are Just Unable To Resist His Raw Sex Appeal
Posted on 1/1/22 at 1:26 pm
Posted on 1/1/22 at 1:26 pm
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CANCUN—Tweeting while on a family vacation this week, Ted Cruz slammed his critics, claiming that those who hate on him are just sexually frustrated and unable to resist his raw sex appeal.
Cruz said that Democrats who are fixated on criticizing him all the time are obviously motivated by their "deranged sexual frustrations":
His tweet thread went on to claim that any criticism of him is really just from people who have a thing for husky, sexy, Cuban Americans with manly beards, the intense gaze of an antelope, and the raw strength of a Texan stallion. Those who hate on him, Cruz claimed, are just hypnotized by his speaking voice, the rich baritone notes mesmerizing its victims like sailors enticed by a siren's song. They are drawn to him, an alpha male whose powerful presence and distinct scent of a dusty Texas sunrise in September cause his haters to lash out in their unfulfilled desire.
Mmmm, Ted Cruz.
The Bee
Shows how absurd and batshit AOC really is
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Posted on 1/1/22 at 1:30 pm to stout
Lol. That's something Desantis should actually tweet.
"Aoc, I'm sorry you're obsessed with my handsomeness and made a trip to Florida in hopes of catching a glance at me in passing... but, I'm married. So please take your obvious sexual frustrations and go back to new York.
"Aoc, I'm sorry you're obsessed with my handsomeness and made a trip to Florida in hopes of catching a glance at me in passing... but, I'm married. So please take your obvious sexual frustrations and go back to new York.
Posted on 1/1/22 at 1:34 pm to Plx1776
DeSantis is an alpha male, AOC looks at her partner and sees someone who will bend to her will. In reality, she hates herself for wanting Big Desantis because he represents her primal urges.
Posted on 1/1/22 at 1:38 pm to TomBuchanan
isn't rafael canadian?
Posted on 1/1/22 at 1:39 pm to TomBuchanan
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In reality, she hates herself for wanting Big Dicksantis because he represents her primal urges.
Fixed for AOC
Posted on 1/1/22 at 1:54 pm to TomBuchanan
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AOC looks at her partner and sees someone who will bend to her will
As she straps on her strap on and does to him, what she wants Cruz and Desantes to do to her.
Posted on 1/1/22 at 6:26 pm to TomBuchanan
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In reality, she hates herself for wanting Big Desantis because he represents her primal urges.
Nah...she's so narcissistic that she likes cuck men who bow down to her
Posted on 1/1/22 at 6:32 pm to haroldoftherocks
[quote]isn't rafael canadian?[/quoteyou want him,don’t you?!
Posted on 1/1/22 at 6:43 pm to ruzil
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[quote]isn't rafael canadian?[/quoteyou want him,don’t you?!
so close
Posted on 1/1/22 at 6:56 pm to stout
I was hoping it was real. Hilarious just the same.
Cruz’s actual reply is gold too:
https://twitter.com/tedcruz/status/?
Posted on 1/1/22 at 7:06 pm to haroldoftherocks
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isn't rafael canadian?
Posted on 1/1/22 at 7:08 pm to stout
Master class troll there…
Posted on 1/1/22 at 7:53 pm to stout
Wish it was real
Posted on 1/1/22 at 8:32 pm to Toomer Deplorable
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Cruz’s actual reply is gold too:
best decision Cruz ever made is growing a beard.
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