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re: Someone stole my dad’s Trump sign, help me plan the defiant return

Posted on 10/25/20 at 7:02 am to
Posted by Homesick Tiger
Greenbrier, AR
Member since Nov 2006
56127 posts
Posted on 10/25/20 at 7:02 am to
Put a smaller sign below the Trump - "anyone caught trying to steal this sign will be shot". If you could rig up an outside speaker with a recording of a shotgun blast going off about every 5-10 minutes would be a nice additionally touch.
Posted by BobBoucher
Member since Jan 2008
18512 posts
Posted on 10/25/20 at 7:28 am to
quote:

Put a smaller sign below the Trump - "anyone caught trying to steal this sign will be shot". If you could rig up an outside speaker with a recording of a shotgun blast going off about every 5-10 minutes would be a nice additionally touch.



There might be legal issues with booby traps that do significant physical harm, but you can make it miserable for them.

Surround the posts/mount points with fresh manure from the farm. Or your dog. Or your toilet if you’re brave.

If it’s dark/dimly lit, they will stomp around it a few times before the smell hits them. At which point they will realize they can’t get Back in their car or home.
Posted by Jackie Daytona
Member since Sep 2020
667 posts
Posted on 10/25/20 at 7:40 am to
It’s pretty fricking childish to steal someone’s yard sign. The most MAGA people I know wouldn’t touch a Biden/Harris sign. They’d do what any normal person would do, openly mock the person displaying it.
Posted by cadillacattack
the ATL
Member since May 2020
9712 posts
Posted on 10/25/20 at 7:41 am to
Myself, I would just setup on the porch with a good bottle of scotch, and my neighbor’s two Rottweilers, Ty and Zeus.

Hell, they spend so much time at my place they think of it as their own turf anyway .... “chomp ‘em, Zeus”




Posted by immobileman
nowhere in particular
Member since Nov 2014
1862 posts
Posted on 10/25/20 at 7:43 am to
Razor blade the bottom of the signs.
Posted by Hoovertigah
Fayetteville
Member since Sep 2013
3759 posts
Posted on 10/25/20 at 7:46 am to
Game camera is the answer.
Posted by Bestbank Tiger
Premium Member
Member since Jan 2005
79458 posts
Posted on 10/25/20 at 7:47 am to
Bully for Bugs might be the GOAT episode.
Posted by Sidicous
NELA
Member since Aug 2015
19296 posts
Posted on 10/25/20 at 7:49 am to
quote:

Put a smaller sign below the Trump
One that says "I just donated $1000 to Pro-Life Charity, steal this sign and I'll add another $10,000".
Posted by tjv305
Member since May 2015
12836 posts
Posted on 10/25/20 at 7:56 am to
Locally they put a sign higher up off the ground so they need a latter to vandalize it.
Posted by DougsMugs
Georgia
Member since Aug 2019
8239 posts
Posted on 10/25/20 at 11:36 am to
Get some of these. :-)


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Posted by member12
Bob's Country Bunker
Member since May 2008
33085 posts
Posted on 10/25/20 at 11:37 am to
Put up 3 signs.
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